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Rules

General Overview
The CFFL is a friendly, yet competitive league, which values coach participation in building the background (fluff) and history of their teams and the league. Coaches are encouraged to also vote in the weekly Player of the Week (POW) competitions and build up rivalries with other coaches through light-hearted banter. The league does not tolerate any abuse towards other coaches or bad sportsmanship. The main goal is for everyone to have fun!

Schedule
The league follows a 17 game regular season schedule, with teams playing in either the Western or Eastern divisions. The schedule is weighted so that teams play other teams of a similar level at the beginning of the season, allowing the weaker teams to build up before facing the toughest squads. Playoffs are held at the end of the season for the top 3 teams in each division. The division champions each get a bye-round (a concession match) as a reward for winning the title. The bottom two teams in each division are entered into a tournament as well to play to avoid 'winning' the Wooden Maple Syrup Ladle.

Timing Out Players
In the CFFL we do not time out each other. All the coaches in the league tend to play reasonably quickly, but may on occasion surpass the four minute limit. If you feel that a coach is excessively slow, please report it to the league commissioner.

Points & Tie-breakers
Two points are awarded for a win, and one for a tie. There are no points for a loss.
In the event of a tie, or ties, in points, the following system will be used to break the tie:
1. Head-to-head record between the teams
2. Most wins
3. Most TDs
4. Most Casualties
5. Coin toss.

MVPs
One player from the the winning Cup team each season, and one from the Wooden Ladle team, will be awarded the MVP of the game. The coach may then select any skill category available to this player and a random skill is rolled, which they may accept or decline.
Team History
Many teams have made it the big leagues of the CFFL; some have persisted, some have folded, while others have been decimated and sent back to where they came to contemplate rebuilding. What follows is a history of all the teams that have proudly stepped onto the pitch to vie for the Grey Cup.


Mo`real Als (Season 1 & 2, mid-Season 3 - present)

The high flying Mo'real Als...


Quebec Black Carnival (mid-Season 1 - present)

With Winnipeg pushing the CFFL's debt column deep into the red, the league allowed it's first franchise relocation to Qu�bec City. Rumours persist the move caused the craziest of Winnipeg's fans to go mad and turn into monstrous creatures. That being said, the Black Carnival amazed "La Belle Province" with playoff runs every year. They earned their first CFFL badges in season 3, with two prestigious awards: the Canadian Walk of Fame and Royal Canadian Air Force.

Their number one enemy is, and will always be Montreal, and all local TV shows report on "La S�rie". Unlike typical Elves, the Black Carnival fools their enemies with fake plays and count on their brutal enforcer, Sandrine Malamut (S3 player of the year). But the path of glory is always risky and several Carnies are now below us, especially the franchise's first two captains, Noryhlik Madhand and Idaak Clawwarper. Since then, the team is known to be run without any "official" leaders.


Rottawa Rough Risers (Season 1 - present)

The Rough Risers were one of the original teams in the CFFL, some even argue the league was built for them. This rumour has been fuelled by (baseless) claims that the team has special status with the league commissioner and receives kick-backs to support there lavish habits.

Rottawa have established themselves as the black-hatted villains of the league, possibly due to their penchant for fouling. One of their greatest foulers being Abe Alofmygutz, who was sadly killed by saw-for-hire Max Spleenripper. The necros are also alleged to have brought doping to the league with Russ Hackson and Gory Organ. Sadly, both have been forced into retirement.


Winnipeg Claw Bombers (Season 2 - present)

Enraged at the sale of Winnipeg's Season 1 team Azure Airstrike to Quebec City and the indignity of their renaming to the Quebecois Goth Mime Clowns (or some such nonsense), a secretive Ownership cabal resolved to bring the CFFL back to the coldest city on earth. They sent emissaries to the viscous Choas Warriors of the North End and Beastmen of the Transcona Wilderness offering blood and spoils in return for learning to play.

The Claw Bombers are two time winners of the CFFL's 'The Wall' Award. They have proved they could hit...and hit...and well - hit. Moving the odd shaped ball type thing over the painted white line thing waaay down the field has proven more difficult. Lesser teams have attempted to implicate Buck Pierce, Milt Stegal and Steve 'Iron Man' Morely in the CFFL doping scandal, but all allegations have proved baseless.

WESTERN DIVISION
TeamGamesWinLossDrawPoints
Calgary Vanquishers17122326
Dumpsville Goal Miners1783619
Winnipeg Claw Bombers1774618
BC Felions1764716
Yellowknife Perpetrators1152412
Sasquishywan Gophers17511111
Drumheller Dry Bones6006--
EASTERN DIVISION
TeamGamesWinLossDrawPoints
Toratno Rapscallions1784520
Rottawa Rough Risers1766518
Mo`real Als1081117
Quebec Black Carnival1763815
Brandon Cheat Kings17521012
Mississauga Misfits750210
Halifax Hrungnirs FC III9108--
Hamilton TigerPact7511--
Waterloo Bulls1001--


CFFL S3 Top Players
TopName#
Completions Jessica 16
Touchdowns Vicki Nelson 13
Interceptions Fernand Kashama Doug Brown
Ken Klahmann
Bo Bowling 		1
Casualties Worthless 23
Most valuable player Milt Stegal
Justin Palardy 		5
Star-player points Jim Croode 63
Passer Jessica
Vicki Nelson 		55
Rusher Buck Pierce 339
Blocker Kate Lam 158
Fouler Tony 35
Scoring Thrower Vicki Nelson 12
Blocking Scorer Kate Lam 9
Blocking Thrower Armand Ferrari 5
Triple Armand Ferrari 5
All-rounder Fernand Kashama
Bo Bowling 		1
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Player of the Year - Season 3
PlayerTeamBy the numbers
Sandrine MalamutQuebec Black Carnival1 Cmp, 5 TD, 19 CAS (54 SPP)
Secondary Stats: 30 Rush 132 Blocks
Quebec has of so many rising stars, but if you sit back and watch their games it is all about Sandrine - she is the force on the pitch that needs to be contained. Only 30 rushing yards all season just goes to show how unselfish she is as she could easily have racked up a half-dozen more TDs, but at her core she is an unselfish team player, and while it has gone unrecognized most of her career, looking back on an awesome season it is clear she is the heart and soul of the team.
Player of the Month - Season 3
PlayerTeamBy the numbers
1Sandrine MalamutQuebec Black Carnival1 CP, 3 TD, 4 CAS - There are the others...then there is Sandrine. Rumoured romance between Sandrine and at least 15 suitors (including Kryten) abound. However, it is the grace and power on the field that attract most people to Sandrine. Fast and hard hitting (although half her CAS were against goblins) she is one of the cutest nasty players in the league.
2Vicki NelsonCalgary Vanquishers3 CP, 5 TD - A top competitor in all games, leading the team to an unbeaten month.
3Moe LatrineRottawa Rough Risers1 CP, 1 TD, 5 CAS - One of the greatest fallen stars of the league Moe Latrine, now gone, had been a cog in the Rottawa engine of doom for three seasons. A two-win month for Rottawa, but many inside the organization are wondering if their team even has a chance now with such an important player lost. (Co-Winner)
3Kate LamCalgary Vanquishers2 CP, 3 TD, 2 CAS - One of the real rising stars in the league, as Kate helped Calgary to a 3 win month and did it all. Passing, scoring and leading the team in blocking. Consistent contributor in every game this month. (Co-Winner)
4Buck PierceWinnipeg Claw Bombers5 TDs - Winnipeg scored 5 TDs in 5 weeks, each week Buck scored. He truly is a cog in Winnipeg's game. Each week he delivers a TD, and if their defense shows up - then it is a 1-0 win, otherwise a draw or loss. Overall though - this is the sort of player that shows the remarkable consistency and amazing skill of a rising star.
Player of the Week - Season 3
PlayerTeamBy the numbers
1Balor EarthbreakerDumpsville Goal Miners2 TD, 28 Rush - Balor broke into the league in his rookie game by rushing to two TDs in a winning effort, showing fine form and imposing +STrength.
2Alex P.Sasquishywan Gophers2 TDs - Alex's two scores propelled the Gophers past QC. The Elves were no match for her winning smile and awesome strength.
3Hilarie PanzerQuebec Black Carnival2TD, 1CAS, 1MVP, 9R, 13SPP - In only her second game for QC the rookie Witch racked up two scores and a casualty. The fans adore her and the cattiness with Sandrine is said to be brewing over already.
4Brendon LaBatteWinnipeg Claw BombersClutch play for the Bombers in a time of need, Brendon turned ball-handler and saved the game.
5Jim CroodeRottawa Rough Risers2 CAS - Undefeated Hamilton was taken down by the beast that is Jim Croode. Rejected and scoffed at by many - there is no doubt that he once again was at the top of his game - and he carried Ottawa to a very important victory.
6JaclynCalgary Vanquishers2 CP, 1 TD - Jaclyn stepped up again, passing twice to vampires for scores, and carrying the ball herself for the winning TD.
7Yahtzee!Brandon Cheat Kings2 TDs, 1 CAS - Leading Brandon to a win! A Goblin of great talent!
8AngelaBC Felions1 TD - Angela -2D blitzed, grabbed the ball in a tackle zone and dodged free for the score! Without a doubt the most improbable comeback seen in the CFFL this season!
9Danny "Dick" GentlyYellowknife Perpetrators1 TD - The game turned on the first half pressure by Yellowknife which caused a turnover - and it was Danny that grabbed the ball - evading the Winnipeg beasts to score the decisive defensive TD. Danny then took one for the the team, on the LOS for the second half - he suffered a pinched nerve.
10Leap for the Lulz!Brandon Cheat Kings1 TD - Ottawa gets pounded and the pitch nearly cleared by the goblins. Leap for the Lulz! is one of many goblins that really shined here. He carried the ball for the first TD and recovered the ball on defense. A key cog in the well oiled goblin machine of dooooom!
11Tessa VirtueMississauga Misfits2 TD - Elves were dropping fast in this one, but the rookie Elf catcher came up big grabbing the loose ball in the first half to score, then playing keep away in the second half to seal the 2-1 win.
12Daemon F'AllenRottawa Rough Risers3 TD - A completely one-sided affair with half the underworld team gone in a few turns - and Daemon being unstoppable, wizard's fire, blitzs - nothing could stop him from just pounding Yellowknife mercilessly.
13JanessaSasquishywan Gophers1 TD, 2 CAS, MVP - She badly hurt (failed regen) one wight early in the game, then with the game tied 1-1, a blitz killed Moe Latrine (failed regen) and she snagged the ball for the score to win the game. An absolutely amazing performance - dominating the game by removing 2 of Ottawa's best players (1 forever) and also with the critical blitz to score the winning TD.
14Shawn SawyerMississauga Misfits1 TD, 2 CAS - Down 0-2 with only 5 turns left, Shawn Sawyer helped to guide an amazing comeback of 3 TDs in the last 5 turns to steal the victory.
15Hilda "The Hun" JonesYellowknife Perpetrators3 CAS - Early CAS (2 in first three turns, then another early in second half) gave Yellowknife the edge in numbers that helped them comeback from the 0-1 hole to win the game after the elves had scored defensively. Hilda is a true horror - both block and tentacles now, ...not easy to fight or flee!
16Kate LamCalgary Vanquishers1 TD, 6 CAS - Kate decided enough was enough of being pushed around so she crunched the opposing players. Unstoppable she cut a path of destruction, killing the pogo jumper, and overall, completely dominating the match. Kate also sets a new record for 1 match pain infliction.
17Leap for the Lulz!Brandon Cheat Kings1 TD - There is no doubt here that the pogo jumper was the key, recovering the ball in the first half and managing to sprint away from the mass. He scored the first TD and was constantly harassing. He was the difference maker in a stunning 2-1 victory over Ottawa.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Charmankoa
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 130k
(130+0)k
  
3
Oratx "El Demonio"
Alligator Warrior
4 2 2 8
Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Lottala "El Leviatán"
Alligator Warrior
4 2 2 8
Right Stuff, Stunty, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Rak'on "El Dragón"
Jaguar Warrior
6 2 3 6
Claw, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Sprint, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Txuluu "El Kraken"
Jaguar Warrior
6 2 3 6
Claw, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Sprint, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Txocc L'ai "La Sirena"
Eagle Warrior
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Ar' Artxi "La Arpía"
Eagle Warrior
7 2 3 6
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
"El Indio" Nobaga
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
12
Conguito Blanco
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
13
Bulbasaurio
Kroxigor
6 5 1 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Prehensile Tail, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 130k
(130+0)k
  
14
Tenotxitlan IV
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
15
Kulunguelé
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
16
"El Lacasito"
Pygmy
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Shadowing, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: CapitanBennet Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Pygmy Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 935k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 65k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 935k Apothecary: No  

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