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Puppies and Piglets
Roster [C] Norse

The once mighty macho men of the north have fallen on hard times, and have been reduced to playing Blood Bowl with girls, puppies and piglets.

The crowds flock no more to vast stadia built on ice floes. These days you will be lucky to find a few scrawny villagers shuffling along to a jerry-rigged pitch in a barnyard.

The men spend their days face down in the vodka, ceding the leadership to their plucky (if over-worked) lasses. A process that unbeknown to them would lead in the blink of an eye to women prime ministers.

Time will tell how they get on.
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Player Ma St Ag Pa Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Golden Labrador ii
Ulfwerener
6 4 4+ - 9+
Frenzy
   5 0 0 0 2 0 4/18 105k
(105+0)k
  
3
Chocolate Labrador
Ulfwerener
6 4 4+ - 9+
Frenzy
   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 105k
(105+0)k
  
4
Helga Gottadubettr
Valkyrie
7 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Catch, Dauntless, Pass, Strip Ball
Block, Dodge, Sure Hands, Side Step
   9 2 12 0 1 1 2/32 175k
(95+80)k
  
5
Inge Beginnr
Valkyrie
7 3 3+ 3+ 8+
Catch, Dauntless, Pass, Strip Ball
Block, Dodge
   8 1 3 0 1 2 6/24 135k
(95+40)k
  
6
'Ard
Norse Berserker
6 3 3+ 5+ 8+
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   6 0 0 0 0 1 4/18 90k
(90+0)k
  
7
'Arder
Norse Berserker
6 3 3+ 5+ 8+
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 90k
(90+0)k
  
8
Smashed ii
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Blotto ii
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Legless
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Tackle
   9 0 0 0 1 2 4/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
11
Wasted ii
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Hammered
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Plastered
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
   8 0 0 0 2 0 4/18 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Tired and Emotional
Norse Raider Lineman
6 3 3+ 4+ 8+
Block, Drunkard, Thick Skull
Fend
   9 0 0 0 1 1 0/20 70k
(50+20)k
  
15
Went to Market
Beer Boar
5 1 3+ - 6+
Dodge, No Hands, Pick-me-up, Stunty, Titchy
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 20k
(20+0)k
  
16
Stayed at Home
Beer Boar
5 1 3+ - 6+
Dodge, No Hands, Pick-me-up, Stunty, Titchy
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/18 20k
(20+0)k
  
15 players Old World Classic
Coach: smeborg Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Dedicated Fans: 6  
Current Team Value: 1360k (±200) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 135k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1360k Apothecary: Yes  
Games this Season: 9 / 15 Current Re-draft Budget: 1300k

Games Played:9 (7/1/1) |TD Diff:8 (15 - 7) |Cas Diff:-5 (2/6/3 - 8/7/1)
Last Opponent: Hello darkness, my old friend