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Gwar!
Retired [X] Ogre

The Legend of GWAR began millions of years ago when the aliens rampaged across the galaxy with a gang of space pirates called the Scumdogs of the Universe. Falling out of favor with their Master, GWAR was imprisoned on the most remote mudball planet in the galaxy...Earth. After killing off the dinosaurs and inadvertently creating the human species by raping prehistoric apes, GWAR began to significantly influence the development of the planet, until that wild gig in Atlantis, when it was decided that GWAR should be entombed in Antarctica. Thus, preventing them from screwing up Earth any further.

Several thousand years later GWAR were stumbled upon and awakened by, Sleazy P. Martini, a known pimp, pusher, pornographer, and record executive for Capitalist Records, accidentally stumbled into GWAR's Antarctic tomb and woke them. He took them to New York, gave them electric guitars, and began to market them as his latest Rock-n-Roll sensation. Some of GWAR's adventures are chronicled in their albums, comics, and videos, but there are still plenty of GWAR stories waiting to be told.

Now the only way to truly validate your life before death is to join the masses of "lowly zit-ridden scum of outcast prepubescence" when GWAR comes to ravish and bloody your mutant town.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Oderus Urungus
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 120k
(117)k
  
2
BalSac the Jaws of Death
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
  
3
Flattus Maximus
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
  
4
Jizmak Da Gusha
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 1 0 0 2/ 120k
(117)k
  
5
Beefcake the Mighty
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(117)k
  
6
Corruptor
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
7
Meat
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
8
Sick
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
9
War
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
  
10
Party
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(25)k
  
11
Animal
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(25)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Jackbedead Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:0 (1/0/1 - 2/0/0)
Last Opponent: Kocorax Bloodravens