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<B><big>HISTORY:</big></B> This team plays in the <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=2190>Grudge League</a>, currently in the Great Grudge Bowl Tournament - The Bretonnian Battlers' Division. Jacks of every kind from all over the world have joined together to form one of the weirdest Blood Bowl Teams of all time. Black Jack, the Head Coach of the team, was kicked out from an Ogre League because he paid more attention to the Bowl than the Blood! He then decided to stop playing and start coaching a team of his own. Rumor has it he consulted a numerologist, who told him he should only hire players by the name of Jack - like himself! Black Jack took this advice and sent out talent scouts to all parts of the Old World. He found Jack of Clubs, Jack of Hearts, Jack of Diamonds and Jack of Spades in a huge Casino, all four were working as bouncers there, they all joined the team, though Jack of Diamonds didn't accept at first. Even after finding these 3 brutes to stand at the line, Black Jack felt his team needed some more punch, someone capable of spilling blood (remember, Black Jack came from an Ogre League). He went to the top security prison of Mount Gunbad, and bribed (or threatened?) the guards to let out Jack the Ripper! In order to secure a healthy base of fans and income, Black Jack wanted some Hollywood people on his team. They didn't need to be good, they needed to attract fans! In Hollywood, he found Jack Sparrow, Jack of All Trades (who worked as a handyman) and Jack Daniel's the drunk. When Black Jack didn't know where to find more capable Blood Bowl players, he held a huge team try-out, where all sorts of Jacks (or would-be Jacks, as it turned out) came and played a bit with the 7 players Black Jack had already hired. Several good players were found, but a background check of them proved that not a single one of them was named Jack! Black Jack was then forced to take the best of the rest. The Jacks who entered the team after the try-outs were Jack in the Box, Jack-O-Lantern, Jackass and Jack Off. The team was now composed of 11 players, and Black Jack set out to find a league he could join. One of his many talent scouts soon reported that he had found a poster that said: <i>"Graf Boris Todbringer calls upon all worthy Blood Bowl coaches, to join up and form the greatest Blood Bowl League in the Old World!"</i> And so it began... <b><big>NEWS:</big></b> <b>March 22nd - 2005, 20:00 BB-time</b> The Jacks play their first game! <b>April 22nd - 2005, 20:00 BB-time</b> The Jacks win their first game! <b>August 14th - 2005, 22:30 BB-time</b> The Jacks are looking more and more unsuccesful, and Black Jack announces he will start playing for the team himself! <B>January 11th 2006, 14:30 BB-time:</B> The Jacks finally recieved their long-awaited Airship. Hopefully this will prove to be a good investment and gather more fans and revenue! <b>January 21st 2006, 12:00 BB-time:</b> Major editing of the Team's bio is done. Again, this is an effort to gain more fans, that in turn generate more income for the team. <b>February 1st 2006, 17:00 BB-time:</b> The Jacks finally got the teams first kicker, and at the same time got a player training for the more dirty parts of Blood Bowl. In the same game, Jack of Diamonds secured his 5th MVP in only 14 games! <B><big>Past players:</big></B> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1802519>Jack of All Trades</a> - died in the 1st game - his 1st game - 0 SPP - may he rest in peace (actually, he may not, now he's a Zombie for Moonlight Stalkers!) <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1802524>Jackass</a> - died in 3rd game - his 3rd game - 0 SPP - may he rest in peace (actually, he may not, now he's a Zombie for Reclamation!) <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1926234>Jack of All Trades II</a> - died in the 7th game - his 3rd game - 0 SPP - may he rest in peace! <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=1802520>Jack Sparrow</a> - Retired after 10 games - his 9th - 4 SPP <B><big>Contracts in the making:</big></B> Jack Shit <b><big>Team Achievements</big></b> <table border="1" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="3"><tr><th align="center" style="background-color:red">Season</th><th align="center" style="background-color:red">Tournament</th><th align="center" style="background-color:red">Division</th><th align="center" style="background-color:red">Placement</th><th align="center" style="background-color:red">Games</th><th align="center" style="background-color:red">TD</th><th align="center" style="background-color:red">CAS</th></tr><tr><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">1</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">Dawn Of Blood Challenge</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">Marienburg Division</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">#5 of 6</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">1/0/4</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">-5 (3 - 8)</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">-3 (3/1/1 - 5/0/3)</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">1</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">Worlds Edge Mountains Monumental Tournament</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">Karak Kadrin Division</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">#11 of 20</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">1/1/3</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">-3 (6 - 9)</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">+4 (8/2/1 - 3/3/1)</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">1</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">Tribal 'Eadsplitta Cup (KO)</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">Iron Rock Mount Division</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">Forfeited round 2</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">1/0/0</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">+1 (2 - 1)</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">+2 (2/0/1 - 1/0/0)</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">1</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">Great Grudge Bowl</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">Bretonnian Battlers' Division</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">#3 of 9</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">3/2/2</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">+3 (12 - 9)</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">+10 (12/3/4 - 4/5/0)</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">1</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">Great Grudge Bowl</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">The Play Offs</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">Lost Round 1</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">0/0/1</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">-1 (0 - 1)</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">+2 (1/1/1 - 0/1/0)</td></tr><tr><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">2</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">Estalian Invitational</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">-</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">-</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">2/0/1</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">+1 (4 - 3)</td><td align="center" style="background-color:grey">-2 (4/1/0 - 2/5/0)</td></tr></table> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=156559><big><b>Yearbook</b></big></a> <big><b>Grudges:</big></b> <b>Teams:</b> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=157468>Moonlight Stalkers</a> - For keeping a former Jacks' player on their roster! <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=156597>Reclamation</a> - For keeping a former Jacks' player on their roster! <b>Players:</b> <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1822343>Jack of all Trades</a> - Partly to put him to ease, partly to punish his betrayal! <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1865130>Jackass</a> - Partly to put him to ease, partly to punish his betrayal! |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate Guard |
13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 140k
(123)k |
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| 2 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard |
23 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 23/31 | 140k
(143)k |
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| 3 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Claw, Block |
23 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6 | 1 | 26/31 | 150k
(140)k |
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| 4 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard |
22 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 26/31 | 140k
(143)k |
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| 5 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 5 | 3 | 9 | +ST, Block, Guard |
20 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 5 | 36/51 | 190k
(173)k |
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| 7 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Kick |
16 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 17/31 | 100k
(115)k |
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| 8 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block |
13 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 80k
(85)k |
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| 9 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Claw, Block, Tackle |
23 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 14 | 2 | 47/51 | 130k
(138)k |
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| 10 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Dirty Player |
22 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 24/31 | 100k
(133)k |
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| 11 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Tackle |
22 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 17/31 | 100k
(115)k |
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| 12 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | Horns +AG, Block, Sure Hands |
-av, n | 17 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 32/51 | 140k
(113)k |
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| 13 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block, Tackle |
23 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 23/31 | 100k
(115)k |
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| 14 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60)k |
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| Games Played: | 23 (9/3/11) | | | TD Diff: | -3 (29 - 32) | | | Cas Diff: | 14 (31/8/8 - 15/14/4) |
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| Last Opponent: Fury Little Friends | |||||||