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Yikes, that hurts
Retired [X] Chaos Dwarf

ouch...What else can I say? These guys are a Chaos Dwarf team, not the Swedish National Bikini team.

Hope you are wearing your cup. If not, just wait a few minutes and they'll find an old skull for you to use. Maybe even one from one of your teammates.

Their coach gave us a little insight into the team's mindset: "Dese guyz tink dat suxcess is mezzured by de nummer of holes in de udder teams heads, not by de nummer of points on de skorebord. And I not crazy enuff to argew wit dem." (Yes, he actually talks like that)


In other news, the team voted on a "kinder and gentler" public image and retired the totally unpredictable Minotaur, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=2051733">Fracture</a>, after he spent 7 turns in the first half of a match practicing his "scream therapy".

One team official, on condition of anonymity said: " 'E 'as trouble wit his temper an' it wuz hurtin' de team in gamez too offen."

He has been "reassigned" to the position of Assistant to the Secretary of Anger Management. ( But nobody on the staff is brave enough to tell him. He thinks he's been put out to "stud".)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur
7 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Dodge, +MA
  34 0 5 0 6 1 32/ 210k
(220)k
 
2
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle, Dodge, Mighty Blow
n 34 1 11 1 13 1 67/ 220k
(200)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  34 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 110k
(135)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  18 0 0 0 8 0 16/ 110k
(135)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm, Dauntless
  35 0 0 0 7 2 24/ 130k
(130)k
 
6
Hobgoblin
7 3 3 7
+MA, Block, Sure Hands
  22 9 3 0 1 4 40/ 110k
(125)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  14 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 70k
(75)k
 
8
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block, Sure Hands, Tackle
  35 13 3 0 3 2 38/ 100k
(105)k
 
9
Hobgoblin
6 3 4 7
+AG, Block, Sure Hands
  20 6 3 0 3 3 36/ 120k
(123)k
 
10
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
  8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(94)k
 
12
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
 
13
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dodge
  26 3 1 0 0 0 6/ 70k
(50)k
 
15
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
  17 2 1 0 0 2 15/ 60k
(50)k
 
16
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  15 0 1 0 2 1 12/ 90k
(115)k
 
14 players  
Coach: sportsguy Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:35 (8/8/19) |TD Diff:-23 (35 - 58) |Cas Diff:26 (45/21/16 - 30/20/6)
Last Opponent: Rats! Foiled Again!!