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Wogmork Brewers
Roster [Q] Orc

The management of Wogmork Brewery, somewhat proud manufacturer of "Wogmork's Dirdy
Ole Ale" among others, decided to form a team of blood bowl to gain any publicity
possible as the sales have been dipping since the very first day.
And of course, to get rid of the most annoying factory drunks.
The team wasn't originally thought to play any consecutive long run of games as they probably
wouldn't last that long doing something constructive together.

At half and end time whistles, and most often in between, well most of the time, the players are seen burping
skank brews in the series of "Wogmork's Darkest" as part of the marketing strategy.
The budget being kind of slim at the moment is the unofficial reason for players
using garbage cans and what scraps of metal they can lay their hands on for armour.
The Brewers are however promised a gobbo or two, and perhaps enough snots to keep Thump playing for
the team, as reinforcement in a hopefully near future. And if they almost win a game or so,
perhaps even a pair of boots to every other orc. Or so they're told.

"Dem sheap ol bastas woun led me ged de playas me wanna. Disses gonna be krapp
teem. Me ged sheap bear doh."
--Coach Ivargo Munchbum--
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Oger Boony
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
2
Vulgor Muncho
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
3
Poof Hurkel
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
4
Urgubal "Small Balls" Krap
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 80k
(80)k
  
5
Ghash Knee'er
Lineman
5 3 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
6
Jub Armpoker
Lineman
5 3 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
7
Mork Nosebag
Lineman
5 3 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
8
Duk Wumph
Lineman
5 3 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
9
Boob Snotjuggler
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
10
Thump "Gurly" Gugf
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(94)k
  
11
Klog Wuzzgult
Lineman
5 3 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
11 players  
Coach: mypoorbrain Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:0 (0/0/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)