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TEAM IS FOR FUMBBL SMACK ONLY!

This team is an all-female team dedicated to winning a Fumbbl Smack Championship for Angie, the most high authority on Fumbbl today!

TRAMPLE THE WEAK AND HURDLE THE DEAD!
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FUMBBL SMACK ROOKIE XXXI:
11-11-06

Smackers United 1 vs
Smack em all 2

Qaz hired a star player. What a wimp!

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FUMBBL SMACK ROOKIE XXXII:
11-12-06

In our first game, we had a gobbo die and had to buy another with the winnings from that game. That event puts us back at TR 100. Here we go again!

Round 1

Waagh Masters 1 vs
Xtremely Hazardous 0

Smackers United 1 vs
Boils and Warts United 0

Dancing Faeries 1 vs
Colors I Know 2

Budokai! 1 vs
Wodden Sticks 3


Round 2

Waagh Masters 0 vs
Smackers United 2

Colors I Know 2 vs
Wodden Sticks 1


Round 3
Championship Game!

Smackers United 0 vs
Colors I Know 2

We end up in the Championship game, but we never got off the team bus for this game!

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FUMBBL SMACK Experienced XIII
11-13-06

Smackers United 2 vs
Away England Fans 2

Head Coach Spleenmasher makes a: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=1440651">Critical Blunder</a>

After a very one-sided first half, the Smackers grind it out and score on the last play of the game. This score ties the game at 1-1 and forces OT. The Smackers receive the kick-off and work it down the field for the winning score. RIGHT?! WRONG! A critical blunder is made! OT is NOT a "golden goal" which means that the game is not over after the first score is made. The game continues for the full eight turns! The Orcs easily score to tie the game at 2-2. Vinnie is pissed. His rant makes all of the headlines: Vinnie curses, "Coin toss? No freaking way! We just left it all on the field for the last two hours. There are blood and guts everywhere! The BBRC wants games decided on a coin toss? I refuse to take part in that! I do not care if we won the coin toss! Let the Orcs play on in our place. Why play the damn game if it is to be decided on a coin toss?!"


The Day After "The Rant"
11-14-06

Angie wants her championship. She is so pissed at Vinnie for not conforming to the BBRC's "Coin Toss" rule, that she bans him from Smack Tournaments for an entire month!

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Fumbbl Smack Experienced XVII
12-11-06:

Smackers United 0 vs
Fluffy Kittens of Doom 2

We wait a month for this?! It was a "body" game from the beginning. What a waste of time!

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At 121/82 and having only 9 players, the Smackers step out of Smack to play a Recovery Game.

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Fumbbl Smack Experienced XIX
12-18-06

Smackers United 0 vs
Khazak Barum 1

The "Smack Experiment" is almost dead. I waited about an hour for a smack tournament, and then the Smackers were stuck against dwarves in the first match. How boring!

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Three strikes and you are out! The Smackers have suffered two "one-sided" games in a row. They will give it one more go for a good game in the Veteran Division.


Fumbbl Smack Veteran LXVIII
1-17-07

Smackers United 0
Love Thy Zons 4

Three one-sided games in a row, but this was against Amazons. It was over before the team took the field. Because of this, the next game must be a great performance. If it is another yawner, this team retires!

Fumbbl Smack Veteran LXX
1-18-07

Smackers United 0
Good Name Elfs 4

The next game was a shit performance. If it is another yawner, this team retires!







New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard
  10 0 0 1 6 2 24/ 160k
(154)k
 
2
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
  8 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 120k
(117)k
 
3
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
  10 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 140k
(138)k
 
4
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle
  10 0 0 0 2 1 9/ 140k
(138)k
 
5
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Dirty Player
  10 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 150k
(140)k
 
6
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
  9 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(50)k
 
7
Goblin
6 2 2 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
-ag 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(15)k
 
8
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(25)k
 
9
Goblin
6 1 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Jump Up, Side Step
-st, m 9 0 1 0 0 3 18/ 90k
(0)k
 
10
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  10 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(25)k
 
11
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
-ma, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
 
9 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: VinnieSpleenmasher Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1260k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:10 (3/1/6) |TD Diff:-10 (7 - 17) |Cas Diff:-15 (6/10/1 - 18/8/6)
Last Opponent: Good Name Elfs