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Retired [Q] Chaos Dwarf

Fittingly, Goose died in our first match. Possibly hit his head on the cockpit shield while ejecting.
"Talk to me Goose"


Skills so far: 25
Normal rolls: 20
Normal doubles:4
+MA:
+AG: 1 (aged on the skill roll so it doesn't really count)
+Str:

I'd step over my own mother for a stat upgrade right now.

19 games, 21 skills, STILL no sign of a good roll.

These are the quickest ageing pilots in the navy.

As of game 19, 8 players have made it to 2 skills. 4 have aged along the way.

Game 20. Bull scores to get his third skill. As soon as he does I say to myself "He will age". I then FINALLY roll a +ag. But of course he ages. 5+ needed on ageing roll. Too much to ask. You couldn't write stuff like this.

Game 21. May have turned a corner. 2 skills, one a normal double for a dwarf, my bull gets his 4th skill and miraculously DOESN'T age! I was gonna deactivate the team before the match though, maybe they've decided to buck their ideas up. been putting some extra hours in on the flight simulator it seems.

Game 22. After turning the corner in the previous match they changed their minds, turned round and carried on down the same road they've been going down all along. 2 players lost in the match, the ag3 bull and a blodge Hobbo. A new bull is bought to replace Iceman and a non-skilled hobbo rolls a double to get dodge but the TR of the team has dropped ridiculously. They won't be able to compete in F2 now and will be deactivated. I might come back to them later but for now these pilots are grounded.

In their spare time these guys like to play volleyball, stand around the men's locker-room in nothing but a towel and age by their second skill.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Slider II
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   13 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
  
2
Hollywood III
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
3
Jester II
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
4
Wolfman II
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
   7 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 100k
(105)k
  
5
Merlin
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   22 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
6
Sundown II
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
   14 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 90k
(115)k
  
7
Maverick
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Break Tackle, Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle
   22 0 8 0 5 4 54/ 210k
(233)k
  
8
Iceman II
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 130k
(148)k
  
9
Viper
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Guard, Break Tackle
   20 0 0 0 6 1 17/ 150k
(160)k
  
15
Stinger II
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   2 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 70k
(50)k
  
16
Charlie II
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
   9 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 60k
(50)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Colossus Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1610k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:22 (10/3/9) |TD Diff:0 (29 - 29) |Cas Diff:2 (21/13/4 - 22/7/7)
Last Opponent: Borgas' Boyz