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When we were gathering this team, we wanted to show people how much efficient team can be if we strip them off ability to think....

To illustrate this, we have chosen one case, of many, which describes team state of mind. One of our candidate, during selection period, tried to dodge, catch ball, and go for it to score, in front of Black Orc blocker.. He didn't make it of course. (his try will be remembered though, because it's engraved on his tombstone)

Taken in account brutality of this sport, we came to conclusion that the only way to avoid brain damages that are more and more often in this sport, is to form a team of players with such a small thinking capabilities, that renders their brains nearly invulnerable.

So here they are, chosen 12. Standing before you ready for their historical debut in FLOP.


P.S. We're continuing to search for other brainless players for addition to our squad, so the number of players will probably vary from starting 12.


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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
-ma 11 0 1 0 1 0 5/ 90k
(70)k
 
3
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  12 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 90k
(95)k
 
4
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Sure Feet, Sprint, Side Step
  12 2 10 0 0 1 37/ 130k
(155)k
 
6
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Safe Throw
  11 9 1 0 1 1 19/ 110k
(135)k
 
7
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Strong Arm, Dauntless
  12 12 0 0 2 2 26/ 130k
(135)k
 
8
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
  12 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 70k
(70)k
 
9
Lineman
6 3 4 8
+AG, Block
  11 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 110k
(115)k
 
10
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
 
12
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
  10 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 90k
(95)k
 
13
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Guard
  4 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 140k
(123)k
 
14
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
 
11 players  
Coach: McVily Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1440k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:12 (5/0/7) |TD Diff:-1 (19 - 20) |Cas Diff:-7 (7/7/6 - 13/8/6)
Last Opponent: A wee bit Floppy