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Roster [X2] Ogre

Formerly this team used to lead a Gourmet Kitchen close to the Blackmountains. The food was more likely EATS then Food and most visitors even Beastmen caught strong Belly Aches after eating there. One Day an orcish Waarghboss leading a Blood Bowl Team showed up and after eating and most people on the ground already they discovered that taking revenge for insulting the kitchen of the House can be a lot of fun. And since the Inn was not more then a pile of ashes after the Scirmish tehy decided to form a Team and travel around for glory and new Recepies.

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Hunters Shnitzel:

You need:

a Hunter
a Fire
Wooden Chips
A long Stick
A Shnitzel Hammer or big flat Hand

Make a large roaming fire and find a Hunter
Use your Hammer or Hand on the Hunter till the noises change from screams to a squishy sound (this tells yuo the meat is tender).
Take the Hunter and roll him in the Wooden Chips
Use the Stick on the hunter so he is fixed well on it (Gourmets don't need a rope at this Point).
Put the Hunter over the fire until he is roasted coaly and fizzelz at noumerous Places.

Tip: If you don't make him too tender and the flame very small you might get a couple of extra Cans of Imperial Canned Reiksguard Beef for free.
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The first Game:

"Nothing to do with Anne Rice" Kinda tought a good lesson in making Touchdowns with worthless Players (Yes I am looking at you Goblins). Nice Strategy and surely looking for a rematch. Next time we will try a Touchdownthing too.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Le Chef
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 1 0 0 2/6 120k
(117)k
  
2
Le Gourmet
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(117)k
  
3
Le Gourmand
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(117)k
  
4
Le Metre
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(117)k
  
5
Le Buffet
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(117)k
  
6
Hours D'ouvre
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
7
Dessert
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(25)k
  
8
Main Course
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
9
Salate
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
10
Cheese Platter
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
11
Napkin
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(25)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: KBBL Re-Rolls (140k): 1  
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 960k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:1 (1/1/0 - 0/0/1)
Last Opponent: Nothing to do with Anne Rice