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The city of Mordheims history ended one would say quite abruptly ... having the distinct bad luck of being hit dead center with several tons of warpstone traveling just a a tad shy of 15,000 mph which resulted in the empire losing a city and gaining a huge crater..... The first part of the town to feel the warpstone asteroid was a brass cockerel .... then the cathedrals spire..... and then the Sunday church goers ...all in ghostly green flame... At that singular moment Dr Buddy Rydell was with his patients trying to stop them getting angry at the rubber bands they had been given, and failing to make the psychos under his care understand todays lesson...what you give out you receive back .... get angry and stretch your rubber band and you get hit by your own anger... unfortunately their tenacity to get even and rank stupidity had resulted in some sever injuries and the rapid destruction of anything made out of rubber.. in-fact Dr Buddy started to think that he had just made his class of 22 patients into astihophobians....(fear....and some kind of hate for rubber) Whilst trying to restrain Alex DeLarge "Tick Tok".... to his viewing seat, Dr Buddies stress ball fell out of his pocket, and as it was made of rubber.... it caused quite a consternation ...others would use the words ..riot....or a mean game of impromptu rubber ball asylum blood bowl .... whilst these magic thoughts were whirling round Dr Buddys concussed head... the warpstone asteroids impact 2 miles away made its presents felt and destroyed the side of the classroom and a few minutes latter the whole building itself fell into ruin. Dr Buddy woke up.....woke up glad that he wasn't wearing wellies or anything that looked like rubber.... what with the whole city landscape being no more, other than a misty green mushroom cloud, his "class" confused and dazed and decidedly more relaxed and happy with themselves after a bout of violence and destruction had decided to stay with the good doctor and wait for another ball to appear. Dr Buddy realized straight away that violence is a great healer and that he had a great blood bowl team at his shaky command, and now that all the patients relatives had been splattered or burnt under several tons of greeny glowing rocks he was in a perfect position to become there legal guardian, mentor..... and em life coach....and to teach them " don't just get angry, grab their balls, spit in their eyes, kick them when there down and punch em all over ... and if you want then get the ball "... The infamous Dr. Buddy Rydell entered his first team "Anger Managements"..the class of 2007 into the warren street cup and watched from the sidelines ...Buddy realized soon after kick off that that he should have been on the pitch to help his patients "direct their anger in the right direction" rather then the nearest person which led the whole team killing each other .... the score was 5-0 loss ...Dr Buddy found out some time latter that the "Sneaky Gitz" goblin team coach "Harkoth" had secretly glued pieces of rubber to each of Dr Buddies patients shorts , so that upon the removal of their hospital gowns at kick off did the team start their bloody in-fighting. Now Dr Buddy plays alongside his patients - the class of 2008 or "Anger Management 2" constantly having to defend his visionary and pioneering anger management techniques from shortsighted and airy fairy ethically challenging interfering medical bodies...and his teams pants from rubber sticking no good low down sneaky gity coaches... As a side note.... The grudge rematch of 2008 against the "Sneaky Gitz" resulted in the deaths of 8 members of the "Gitz"(this included their head coach Harkoth) and 4 serious injuries ...... Dr Buddy had inadvertently sent each "Sneaky Gitz" player a free pair of Nikey Nox Trainers made out out of top quality rubber as a good luck gesture from a "concerned fan".... the plan backfired as the Gitz managed to win the game 1-0 due to the added agility given to them by their new foot wear, their keen natural sense to strive for survival ... and the lack of desire by anger management to pick up the ball due to so much rubber being paraded in from of them ....Dr Buddy was still said to be very happy with the result however, and now sports the shrunken head of Harkoth from his belt. Its now widely believed that coach Dr Buddy is mentally ill and running the asylum..... but who cares when this mix of rubber hating psychos hit the pitch the game of bloodbowl starts living up to its name .... Just dont wear wellies when your watching. ____________________________________________________________________________ |
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block |
24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/ | 120k
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Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 100k
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| 3 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block |
m | 24 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 10/ | 120k
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| 4 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 60k
(60)k |
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| 5 |
Chaos Warrior
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5 | 4 | 3 | 9 | Block, Guard |
24 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 21/ | 140k
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Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Big Hand, +MA, Kick |
-ma | 23 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 50/ | 140k
(115)k |
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Beastman
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6 | 4 | 3 | 8 | Horns +ST |
m | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 14/ | 110k
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| 8 |
Beastman
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5 | 3 | 5 | 7 | Horns +AG, +AG |
-av, -ma, m | 18 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 24/ | 140k
(0)k |
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| 9 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Dirty Player |
12 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/ | 80k
(115)k |
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| 10 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block |
9 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 8/ | 80k
(85)k |
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| 11 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns Block |
n | 23 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 12/ | 80k
(71)k |
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| 12 |
Ogre
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6 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate Guard, +MA |
18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 18/ | 170k
(148)k |
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| 13 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
17 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 60k
(60)k |
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| 14 |
Beastman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/ | 60k
(60)k |
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| Games Played: | 24 (6/6/12) | | | TD Diff: | -13 (19 - 32) | | | Cas Diff: | -20 (15/12/4 - 26/19/6) |
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| Last Opponent: oso profesionalak | |||||||