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Retired [S] Goblin Cheaters

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Goblin Cheater Olympics:

Rules:

Set up has to be exactly like in the pic.
The ball doesnt matter and is not supposed to be picked up,
touchback will give the ball to a goblin.

There are five contests going on:

Bomber-Bowling:
Goblins may not take any actions at all. Goblins have to try to intercept a ball. They may not catch the ball. If they catch the ball they have to throw it in their own square.
Bombers are not allowed to move.
From turn 1 to 7 they are allowed to throw bombs at the oppo goblins.
Every oppo non-goblin accidently knocked down will lead to a drastic penalty.
Goblins that still stand after T8 will give points to the opposite team.

The kicker challange:
The kicker may leave the square next to the bomber to avoid a knock down caused by a bomb fumbbel.
He is allowed to step three squares back during the bombing.
Later in the half he is allowed to get back to his start square to be in positon.
In T8 of each half the kicker is allowed to foul an oppo goblin.
The kicker that inflicted the greater damage wins the contest.
If the bomber didnt knock down a single goblin, the kicker cant foul.
The order of damage is: still prone, stun, ko, bh, si, si n, si -av, si -ma, si -ag, si -st, rip
Same injury noone wins. If only one kicker fouls and this results only in still prone, noone wins.

The chanisaw contest:
The chainsaw is not allowed to move. The chainsaw tries to get the other chainsaw of the pitch.
Only attacks with a running chainsaw are allowed.
The chainsaw that remains on the pitch wins. If both stay noone wins.
A prone chainsaw may use a blitz-action with a running chainsaw, but is not allowed to leave the square.
Foul action is allowed too. However if both chainsaws leave the pitch (foul and ejected) noone wins.

The fanactic clash:
The fanatics try to hit each other. If this happens both will leave the pitch, the one with the smaller injury wins.
If both have the same injury noone wins. If one fanatic collapses, or gets out of bounds the other one automatically wins.
The fanatics are not allowed to leave the top part of the field, if they pass the line to the center they are disqualified and the other one automatically wins.
The fanatic is only allowed to hurt the other fanatic, if an other opposite player is harmed this leads to a drastic panalty.

The pogo race:
The pogo racers have to move in the kicking team endzone, turn around and run over the line of scrimage.
Whoever passes the line first wins. Obviously the kicking pogo starts one square closer.
The first action a pogo takes has to be move. After that blitzing and fouling is allowed.
If no pogo crossed the los in time noone wins (maybe result of foul and ejection or powskill).
The pogos are not allowed to leave the botton of the field, if they cross the line to the center (maybe result of a push back) they are disqualified and may not take any further actions.
However the other pogo must still finish the race in time to win.

Points:
Fanatic Winner: 3
Chainsaw Winner: 3
Pogo Race Winner: 5
Kicker Winner: 3
Bomber Bowling: 1 for each own Goblin-Pin standing
Penalties:
Every opposite non-fanatic knocked down by a fanatic: -10
Every opposite non-gobin knocked down by a bomber: -10

Obivious tactics:
Hitting the opo fanatic will automaticlly end turn, maybe try to avoid contact before chainsaw and pogo is decided.
Its easier to push a pogo racer in the middle to disqualify than out of bounds.

Seconds halfs and MNGs (Missing positionals)
Fanatic (optional):
If only one fanatic is on the pitch he automatically wins.
Pogo (optional):
If only one pogo is on the field he still must finish the race in time to win.
Chainsaw (required):
If one team doesnt have a chainsaw a goblin must be placed there. The goblin may not take any actions.
The chainsaw still has to get him off the pitch to win. Therefore ejection as a result of a foul can give the win of the chainsaw contest to the goblin.
Kicker (required):
If no kicker is available any goblin can take the place. A goblin starting in the kicker square has to act exactly like the rules for a kicker above.
Bomber(required):
If no bomber available a goblin takes the places. He may not take any actions.

Less than 6 goblin-Pins: any positional (exept fanatic) may take goblin position, he is not allowed to take any actions.
Obviously a team with less than 6 goblins will get fewer points for goblins standing.
Not a single goblin-Pin: the team cannot win the kicker challange.

More than eleven players but no pogo or fanatic:
One (or two if both missing) players have to be placed in the top corner of the field.

Apo may only used on a pogo racer.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bun Ironfilth
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 65k
(65+0)k
  
2
Dnak Madslime
Kicker
6 2 3 7
Dirty Player, Dodge, Kick, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 65k
(65+0)k
  
3
Gud Giantrant
Bomber
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
4
Shurt Liph-Span
Fanatic
4 6 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
7
Mbot Greatbrain
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 75k
(75+0)k
  
8
Rsunx Darkstomach
Pogo Stick
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Right Stuff, Sprint, Very Long Legs
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 75k
(75+0)k
  
9
Dor Metalshadow
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 55k
(55+0)k
  
10
Goxz Stonerot
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Druts Dreadcurse
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   2 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Dkarb Metalshade
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Xoz Ironbasher
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Xganom Bigrant
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
15
Tsak Foulhowl
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 2 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(0)k
  
16
Sazb Dreadarm
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: seanh1986 Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Cheaters Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1105k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1145k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (0/2/0) |TD Diff:0 (2 - 2) |Cas Diff:7 (2/4/3 - 1/1/0)
Last Opponent: Cha0s Inc0ming