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Retired [X2] Human

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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
A few clowns short of a circus.
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
2
A fortune cookie short of a Chinese dinner
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(95)k
  
3
As quick as a tortoise on Prozac
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
  
4
A few of sheep short of an orgy
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
  
5
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
6
Dumber than a bag of rocks
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
7
Mind like a rubber bear trap.
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
8
Not the brightest light on the Christmas tree
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
9
Room temperature IQ
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50)k
  
10
Sharp as a marble
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(85)k
  
11
Susan
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(108)k
  
11 players  
Coach: OtisPJivefunk Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-2 (0 - 2) |Cas Diff:-2 (0/0/0 - 2/0/0)
Last Opponent: Daffy Dorfy Dorfs