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Retired [X] Elf

32 star player rolls, still no stats (not even +ma!) (and only 4 doubles)
(chance of going this long without a stat: <b>0.3%</b>)
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
It's Safer Than Running With It
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70)k
  
2
I Brought My Own Coffin
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Guard, Block, Dauntless
   20 5 2 0 0 4 31/ 140k
(128)k
  
3
Why Does This Old Jersey Have Blood On It?
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Dodge, Dump Off, Block
   10 14 7 0 0 2 45/ 170k
(188)k
  
4
Abandon Pitch!
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
   1 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 100k
(128)k
  
5
I Don't Want to Stand in Front of This Scary Guy!
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block
   18 3 1 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(70)k
  
6
I'll Be Running Away Once I Can Stand
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Dodge
   18 1 2 0 3 2 23/ 100k
(110)k
  
7
Flunked Out of Wardancer School
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Block, Tackle
   18 1 2 0 2 1 16/ 100k
(95)k
  
8
My Family Needs the Life Insurance Money
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge
   19 2 0 0 2 1 11/ 80k
(70)k
  
9
I Learned to Sidestep at Ballet School
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge
   6 1 1 0 2 0 8/ 130k
(153)k
  
10
Running for My Life
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
Block
   5 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 120k
(143)k
  
11
Niggles McArmordrop
Lineman
6 3 4 7
Dodge, Dirty Player
   19 4 2 0 1 3 27/ 100k
(123)k
  
12
Skull Skull Nine Ten Six
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block, Side Step
Dodge, Tackle, Leap
   18 3 8 0 7 1 46/ 170k
(190)k
  
13
Hot Potato Regional Champion
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch, Nerves of Steel
   3 1 1 0 0 0 4/ 100k
(128)k
  
15
Take This Ball Before Someone Clobbers Me
Thrower
6 3 4 7
Pass
Accurate, Strong Arm
   10 16 0 0 0 0 16/ 120k
(123)k
  
14 players  
Coach: maysrill Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Elf Fan Factor: 14  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2050k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:20 (12/4/4) |TD Diff:20 (46 - 26) |Cas Diff:-19 (17/11/4 - 27/17/7)
Last Opponent: Bristol Bulldogs