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Day Spa Dragons
Retired [L] High Elf

They're back! This time, bored with the ruffians in ranked, the Zoolander gang are back, under the new super sexy moniker "Day Spa Dragons", which narrowly won the straw poll against Derelicte, which upset Mugatu, who shouted at Todd, because this time, bored with the ruffians in ranked, the Zoolander gang, under the new super sexy moniker "Day Spa Dragons", which... where was I.

Derek and gang are going to kick butt in the White Isle League! The guys who made up that name must be colour blind, because the grass is murky green and the sky laden with ugly grey clouds. We don't care, we'll kick ass all the same, because we're really, really, really good looking.

Derek has been practicing Magnum, and if you don't like it then you can Derelicte your balls!
Team members:
  • Derek (dumb as a schtick)
  • Hansel (so hot right now)
  • Matilda (the fat kid)
  • J.P. Hewitt (the hand)
  • Maury (the sellout)
  • Mugatu (happy, happy!)
  • Todd (makes mugatu happy)
  • Katinka (obey the dog!)
  • Olga (mega masseuse)
  • Larry (pop)
  • Luke (bro)
  • Scrappy (little bro)
  • Brint (orange...)
  • Meekus (...mocha...)
  • Rufus (...frappucino!)
  • Archie (who?)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Derek Zoolander
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Tackle
   7 1 1 0 2 0 8/ 120k
(100+20)k
  
3
Matilda Jeffries
Thrower
6 4 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
+ST
   7 5 2 0 1 0 13/ 140k
(90+50)k
  
4
J.P. Hewitt
Thrower
7 3 4 8
Pass, Safe Throw
Sure Hands, +MA
   7 6 1 0 1 2 21/ 140k
(90+50)k
  
5
Maury Ballstein
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Kick
   6 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
6
Mugatu
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Todd
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Block
   7 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
8
Katinka
Lineman
6 3 4 8   7 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
9
Larry
Lineman
6 3 4 8
Mighty Blow, Block
   7 0 1 0 5 1 18/ 120k
(70+50)k
  
10
Luke
Lineman
6 3 4 8   6 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
11
Scrappy
Lineman
6 3 4 8   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Brint
Catcher
8 3 4 7
Catch
Dodge
 m 4 0 3 0 0 1 14/ 110k
(0)k
  
17
Ian Hardorc
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 4 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Chainsaw Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1310k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1420k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (4/0/3) |TD Diff:5 (14 - 9) |Cas Diff:1 (6/7/3 - 10/5/0)
Last Opponent: Undeadly Sins