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Background
The Khemri people believed that in the beginning, the universe was filled with the dark waters of chaos. The first god, Re-Atum, came from the water. Re-Atum spat and this created the gods Shu (god of air) and Tefnut (goddess of moisture). The world was created when Shu and Tefnut gave birth to two children: Nut (goddess of the sky) and Geb (god of the Earth). Humans were created when Shu and Tefnut went walking in the darkness and got lost. Re-Atum sent his eye to find them. After finding them, his tears of joy turned into people.

Nut and Geb had relations. When Shu heard about this, he did not want them to be together. He became the air between the sky and ground. He also said that the pregnant Nut could not give birth. Nut begged Thoth to help. Thoth gambled with the moon-god Khonsu. He won five more days to be added to the 360-day year. Nut had one child on each of these days: Osiris, Isis, Set, Nephthys, and Horus-the-Elder.

Osiris was the king of Khemri. His brother, Seth, murdered him and became the king. After killing him, Seth tore the body of Osiris into pieces. Isis rescued the pieces. She wanted to bury the pieces under the temple. After Seth became king, he was fought by Horus, Osiris's son. Seth lost and was sent to the desert. Seth became the god of horrible storms. Osiris was mummified by Anubis and became God of the dead. Horus became the new king. In ancient Khemri, it was believed that the pharaohs were Horus's descendants.

These Old Gods now rise from the sands once more to compete in the League of Men.



Timeline:

15/07/15 - After a rather disappointing beginning to their careers in the League of Men the Gods of Old Khemri win their first match against Great Sporting Frauds and win the Million Gobbo Belt at the same time. Match winner Sekhmet uses his match bonus to take the team out to the local strip club, Horus hasn't been seen since he left at 3am with a particularly masculine looking performer, with a deep voice, called 'Dave, er, no, I mean Sharon.' Will he be found in time for the Old God's season closer with Contaminated Foodchain? If he is found will he still have his desiccated kidneys?


Million Gobbo Champions:

15/07/15 - 29/07/15 : 1 match

http://www.ancientegypt.co.uk/gods/explore/main.html
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
  4 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 100k
(100+0)k
 
2
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(100+0)k
 
3
Ra
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(100+0)k
 
4
Tomb Guardian
4 5 1 9
Decay, Regeneration
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 100k
(100+0)k
 
5
Anointed Blitzer
6 3 2 8
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow
  4 0 1 0 1 2 15/ 110k
(90+20)k
 
6
Anointed Blitzer
6 3 2 8
Block, Regeneration
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
 
7
Anointed Thrower
6 3 2 7
Pass, Regeneration, Sure Hands
  2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
 
8
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
9
Nut
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
10
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
11
Skeleton Lineman
5 3 2 7
Regeneration, Thick Skull
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
 
11 players  
Coach: rikswales Re-Rolls (140k): 2  
Race: Tomb Kings Fan Factor: 3  
Current Team Value: 1000k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 110k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1000k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:4 (1/1/2) |TD Diff:-2 (2 - 4) |Cas Diff:-1 (5/1/2 - 4/4/1)
Last Opponent: Contaminated Foodchain