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Blackspine Stealers
Roster [R] Dark Elf


Clue's in the name….


Another roster made by taking two lists of things and splicing them to create a third.

Parts of the body (spine) are partnered with criminal acts and generally bad behaviour (steal).

Personal favourites are Disorderly Testis, Renal Extortion (taking the piss) and Treacherous Aorta; pretty much inspired by Hank Williams standard Your Cheatin' Heart.

Yes, you will find a Blackspine Mountains range on any map of Naggaroth.

And yes, I reckon they smelt iron ore to roll steel right there.

So yes, might get around to writing fluff for these guys.


One day.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tibial Jaywalker
Runner
7 3 4 7
Dump-Off
   3 5 0 0 0 0 5/6 80k
(80+0)k
  
7
Seditious Spleen
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   3 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
8
Gland Larceny
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
Dodge
   3 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
9
Disorderly Testis
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
10
Renal Extortion
Blitzer
7 3 4 8
Block
   3 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 100k
(100+0)k
  
11
Malicious Infarction
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Proximal Felony
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
13
Treacherous Aorta
Lineman
6 3 4 8   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
14
Ventricle Affray
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
15
Libellous Mandible
Lineman
6 3 4 8   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
10 players  
Coach: Thom_Darkness Re-Rolls (100k): 1  
Race: Dark Elf Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 990k (±150) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 990k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:3 (1/1/1) |TD Diff:-3 (4 - 7) |Cas Diff:-4 (0/1/2 - 5/1/1)
Last Opponent: Quinto Contenedor Aurrera!