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P [L] High Elf

We are elves.
We are high.
We'll smoke your pot.
And steal your pie.

Proud member of the NBFL


Formerly known as the Seattle Weed Gawks (Seasons 13 to 16).


Formerly known as the Minnesota High Kings (Seasons 17 to 20)



Super Bowl winner of season 20
Super Bowl winner of season 23


#1Jamoris SlaughterBlitzer46 SPPMighty Blow, Guard, Tackle
#2Dashani SkinkslayerBlitzer55 SPPDodge, Strip Ball, Tackle, Leap
#3Keith BurythemThrower43 SPPBlock, Sure Hands, +MA
#6Linus DelfLineman31 SPPWrestle, Dodge, Sidestep
#5David "Spur Winged Goose" DallasLineman33 SPPGuard, Block, Dodge
#8Geraldo "Mooochacho" OrtaLineman18 SPPGuard, Block
#5Hendrik "Hi-C" ScottThrower27 SPPBlock, +MA
#11J. Rick McKingdomLineman23 SPPGuard, MB
#11Mysta GnomadLineman32 SPPGuard, MB, PO
#9Jaylen "Udub" BronsonLineman33 SPPBlock, Dodge, Guard
#7Rob BainLineman35 SPPDodge, Guard, Mighty Blow
#15Kory RasmussenLineman16 SPPGuard, Block
#14Hehir DicerLineman18 SPPGuard, Mighty Blow
#1Blas de LezoBlitzer44 SPPGuard, Mighty Blow, Tackle
#12Allan BridgfordCatcher44 SPP+MA, Sidestep
#7Paul PoundstoneThrower65 SPPBlock, Dodge, SH, MB
#8Dargud MashanstashLineman16 SPPBlock, Skill
#1Bradbury RobinsonBlitzer54 SPPTackle, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Leap
#2Pale DaleBlitzer19 SPPMighty Blow, Guard
#10Philander "Peasy" EasyCatcher33 SPPBlock, Diving Tackle, Side Step
That's the future, stupid!

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# Name Position Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs vp Sp Cost  
1DashOn JacksonBlitzer7348Block 1000000100k (100+0k) 
2 Pale DaleBlitzer7338Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Tackle-ag, m1601011235+19100k (0k) 
3Austin BlightLineman6348Dirty Player 910001670k (70+20k) 
4Treeman Acrum Jr.Catcher8347Catch, Block, Dauntless 11310121890k (90+40k) 
5Micah KisserLineman6348  100000070k (70+0k) 
7Michael BonkersLineman6348Side Step, Block 150201113+670k (70+40k) 
8 Dargud MashanstashLineman6348Block, Kick, Tacklem311204015+1670k (0k) 
9Venga "Bus" JeffersonCatcher9347Catch, +MA, Guard, Sure Hands 151200532+690k (90+80k) 
10 Philander "Peasy" EasyCatcher8347Catch, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Dodge 160502124+3390k (90+80k) 
12 Allan BridgfordCatcher10347Catch, Side Step, +MA, +MA, Sprint, Leap 4701401149+2990k (90+120k) 
13Don't DieonLineman6348  810010370k (70+0k) 
14Bloke BottlesLineman6348  800000070k (70+0k) 
15JuJu HugeLineman6348  200000070k (70+0k) 
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Stimme Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: High Elf Fan Factor: 10  
Team Value: 1680k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 80000 Cheerleaders: 1  
Tournament Weight: 2010k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:218 (128/49/41) |TD Diff:228 (427 - 199) |Cas Diff:-25 (319/158/54 - 314/191/51)
Last Opponent: Green Baynana Grabbers