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Location: Seattle
Nickname: Legion of Boom
Stadium: Century Kill Field
Team Captain: Cardinal "3 for 3" Roark [RUT]

Colors: Blue, Silver and Bright Green
Sponsor: Starbucks. American Cattle Insurance. Boeing.



TEAM BIO

C-attle C-haos press conference 26.9.2019, 12:40, coach speaking:
"We like that big red timeout-button. Looks tasty, like a carrot or a tomato. We will push it, if you take more than 4 minutes for a turn. Usually the crazy goat that will jump on that button will also shout something like "Meh-eh-eh-eh Taking more than 4 minutes is cheating möh-öh-öh-öh!!", with a crazy look in her eye. Don't get near a beast that acts like that..."


Team started season 19 in Arizona as "Kill'Em All".

Moved to Seattle in season 21. After dissappointing 8 games fired scapegoat QB Doug Bloodwin, most controversial roster cut in NBFL history, yet went undefeated until end of season. Ok, people seem to need more answers. We didn't like his silly face.

Season 22: Division rivalry with stimme's blue orcs begins. We got infinite hatred for them.

Season 24: Kill'Em Young creates the "Kill'Em Young foundation", which raises funds for Ex-NBFL-players with financial needs. Please donate now: https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=12044177
Undefeated regular season, defeated stimme's blue orcs 3 times, lost SB.

NBFL: https://fumbbl.com/p/group&group=6524&op=view

New player names: https://www.seahawks.com/team/players-roster/

TROPHY ROOM

Season #24: NFC conference champions (yes, this is a second place trophy)

TEAM & PLAYER RECORDS

Season 19: 6-2-6. 8th in NFC. 2nd in CAS. Hattrick Peterson the Mercyless = Best Fouler.

Season 20: 10-4-0. Roark most CAS. #1 seed. Coach of the year. Best Apo Dr. Chaos Cavelowsky. Playoffs one and done vs. Weaklington pro elves.

Season 21: A shitty first half, fired scapegoat Bloodwin --> strong second half. Missed playoffs by minimal margin.

Season 22: Missed playoff due to massive elven BS. I shall have my revenge...

Season 23: Regular season champ. Lost in conf. final to same cheating blue orcs.

STAR PLAYERS

Conzelman the Devourer - what a nice cow: https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915667

Len Ford [Cle] - blitzing goat: http://www.fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=11915666

*** Did you know...

- Original franchise name "Kill'Em All" is still our team's motto and hymn.

- The hunt is on: 10 points for every dead/retired elf from stimme's team, and 150 points for killing king kaep, the wolf - which also ends the hunt.

Bio template by Balle2000. Helmet template by Thom_Darkness.
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chosen Blocker
5 4 2 9
Block, Guard, Tackle, Tentacles, Stand Firm
-ag 126 1 3 0 22 13 119/ 200k
(100+100)k
 
2
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player
  21 0 1 0 0 0 9/ 80k
(60+20)k
 
3
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 8
Horns
Block, Sure Hands, +ST, Sure Feet, Side Step
  21 1 16 0 1 0 141/ 210k
(60+150)k
 
4
Beastman Runner
7 3 3 8
Horns
Block, +MA, Dodge, Guard
  21 0 1 0 0 3 60/ 160k
(60+100)k
 
5
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
  13 0 0 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(60+20)k
 
6
Beastman Runner
7 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Tackle, +MA, Dodge, Sure Hands
  34 4 13 0 7 1 128/ 180k
(60+120)k
 
7
Chosen Blocker
4 4 3 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Claw, Tentacles
-ma 125 1 14 0 101 2 Legend
255
220k
(100+120)k
 
8
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Mighty Blow
  13 0 1 0 2 6 37/ 160k
(100+60)k
 
9
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player
  68 0 2 0 1 0 14/ 80k
(60+20)k
 
10
Chosen Blocker
5 4 3 9
Block, Guard, Stand Firm
  28 1 1 0 6 6 46/ 160k
(100+60)k
 
11
Beastman Runner
6 4 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, +ST, Claw, Frenzy
  30 0 2 0 13 10 82/ 190k
(60+130)k
 
12
Beastman Runner
6 3 2 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Piling On, Claw, Juggernaut, Fan Favourite
-ag 125 0 14 2 115 2 Legend
286
200k
(60+140)k
 
13
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block, Mighty Blow
  26 0 1 0 0 2 19/ 100k
(60+40)k
 
14
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dodge, Block, Guard
  33 0 2 0 3 3 33/ 130k
(60+70)k
 
15
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Guard, Block, Tentacles
m 4 0 0 0 0 0 39/ 220k
(0)k
 
16
Beastman Runner
6 3 3 8
Horns
  3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
 
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: MenonaLoco Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Chaos Chosen Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 2610k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 730k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2830k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:131 (73/31/27) |TD Diff:97 (223 - 126) |Cas Diff:349 (365/189/72 - 164/85/28)
Last Opponent: KC Cows