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Slaves of Chaos
Roster [X2] Chaos

Member of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=514">Minor League of Bloodbowl </a>

History of the <b>"Slaves of Chaos"</b>

<i>In the Beginning</i>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1008332">Soulsplitter the Overseer</a> is charged with bringing the Minor League of Bloodbowl under the sway of Chaos. The Chaos gods have given him a motley crew of miscreant beastmen to obtain this goal. Soulsplitter must taint the MLB with the stain of Chaos for his masters or die trying.

<i>18/06</i> Pre-Season for the Minor League of Bloodbowl began.

<i>20/06</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=389038">First Pre-Season Match</a> vs the Undead team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=88962">Scurvy Lads of Yore</a> (Lost 0-2, 9 spp)

Team played horrible, Was forced to whip and beat most of the misbegotten curs for their miserable performance.
After the match we hired notorious Apothecary Hak M. Up

<i>28/06</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=400087">Second Pre-Season Match</a> vs the Chaos Dwarf team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=88809">Bullz on Parade</a> (Lost 0-1 5 spp)

Horrible match, only good thing was the money. Didn't break armour once, don't even think we stunned anyone. Failed to pick up the ball every time but once where we went and threw the ball away.
After the match had to hire <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1075677">Bull the Stupid</a> to keep these mongrels in line.

<i>19/07</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=416226">Last Pre-Season Match</a> vs Dark Elf team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=88796">Illusion</a> (Lost 0-2, 7 spp)

Three crap games in a row. Going to kill all of my players just for fun.
Have gained 6 SPP (besides MVP's) in 3 games, The team has 1 skill. Can't throw, can't catch, can't run, can't block. So glad I started with 3 RR. I have decided that Chaos is the crappiest team ever. Yay Khorne.

<i>29/07</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=438786">First Regular Season Game</a> vs the Dwarf team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=88856">Kadrin Kannons</a> (Lost 1-2 in O/T, 11 spp)

Best game so far, almost pulled off the upset. Kannons scored in turn 8 of the 2nd half to send it to overtime where we had absolutely no chance with 11dwarves vs 7 unskilled beasts. Ended up with 1 beast on the field at the end. The stubborn goats actually scored a TD this game so I may have to reward them with a shorter beating than usual. Khorne was happy with the way we held our own and saw fit to grant me an assistant after the game, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1180995">Psycho the Watchman</a> joined the team to assist in keeping these mongrels on a tight leash. Sent two beastmen who refused to show up for our next match to the torture pits for a light session with our Torture Master Slice M. Up, brother of our recently purchased apothecary.

<i>14/09</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=494552">Second Regular Season Game</a> vs Human Team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=115633">Hamburger Helper</a> (Lost again 0-1, 7 spp)

Bored. Frustration setting in. Team sucks. Gained a skill in the game and he ages ... forcibly retired. Next vs some Necros...whee haa.

<i>15/09</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=495744">Third Regular Season Game</a> vs Necro Team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=52554">Rocky Horror Bloodbowl Team</a> (Lost again becoming a habit 1-2 in O/T, 15 spp)

O/T began 11 necros vs 7 crappy beasts so pretty much no chance right away and then the necros get a blitz to pretty much crush any hope of getting lucky. Bored. Pissed. Frustration set in. Team sucks. Whee haa.

<i>28/09</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=507548">Fourth Regular Season Game</a> vs Skaven Team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=88975">Canada's rat cities</a> (Lost another O/T match 2-3, 16 spp)

Man I suck and may have to sacrifice myself to make amends with the Chaos gods, the team went up 2-0 and after a rat comeback still had a chance to win it. The Chaos gods hate me and one of the smelly beasts tripped as he tried to cross the goalline in the final turn of regulation to win the game 3-2, instead we were forced into overtime and promptly ended up kicking off to a bunch of fast little rats. 2 turn score and the game is over. Finally got a few skills. I may have to sacrifice some beasts to Khorne to return into the favour of the holy one. Lkalur the Wretched will be spending the rest of his days screaming for salvation to Slice M. Up in our team recreation facility. Blood for the Blood God.

<i>10/10</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=519106">Fifth Regular Season Game</a> vs Wood Elf Team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=76977">Warriors of Woe</a> (Another game, another O/T Loss, this time 2-3, 19 spp)

The ugly beasts actually came back in this game and tied it in the last turn. Then they lost the toss in O/T and let the woodies waltz in and score. Khorne must really hate us. My helper <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1180995">Psycho the Watchman</a> finally learned how to block in this game and then went out and slipped in the blood of the beastman he was torturing, resulting in his niggling injury. At least <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1075677">Bull the Stupid</a> has figured out how to create some pain on the pitch. We may have to release Bull from his pen a little more often so he can serve up some Blood for the Blood God.

<i>17/10</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=526834">Sixth Regular Season Game</a> vs Halfling Team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=48229">Darkest o t Hillside Thickets</a> (Our First Victory, About time 2-1, 24 spp)

The small creatures gave us quite a game. Dodge after dodge after dodge, it was hard to get our claws on these little munchkins. Finally after all that dodging, we finally got our claws on a few of em and put em out for good. The team finally came through with a decent effort. Khorne must have been pleased with the 2 sacrifices we made to him this game. After the game <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1008344">Ingorg the Dominated</a> gained his second skill. The only problem was our newest torturer <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1396986">Tongar the Torturer</a> was so enthusiastic with Ingorg's after the game beating that he gave the beast a permanent injury. Bad Tongar. Ah well, more blood for the Blood God.

<i>05/11</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=507548">Seventh Regular Season Game</a> vs Skaven Team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=88975">Canada's rat cities</a> (Got smoked 1-5, 10 spp)

All I can say is Morley's Revenge sucks. Oh yeah and so does Nuffle. The Chaos gods once again have deemed to torment me. That match sucked beyond belief. The only good thing was that <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1075677">Bull the Stupid</a> can now maim and hurt more opponents by taking out a few at a time. I am thinking of switching my religion to one of the other chaos gods because Khorne certainly hasn't been helping. Maybe I can switch to some of the Orc gods, like Gork and Mork. They enjoy pain don't they, cause that is all Khorne has been to us, a pain. No more Blood for the Blood God, from now on it's Pain and Suffering time for my opponents. Watch out MLB, here come the "Bringers of Pain". No more of this namby pamby crap, it's time for some serious whooping of ass. I decree that for every head my Slaves take, they will have one day less in <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1396986">Tongar the Torturer</a>'s Torture Chamber. Let's get collecting.

<i>20/11</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=563665">Eighth Regular Season Game</a> vs Wood Elf Team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=76977">Warriors of Woe</a> (Another game, another Loss, this time 0-4, 14 spp)

That match sucked beyond belief. The only good thing was that <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1075677">Bull the Stupid</a> Hurt 3 Wood Elves while the blood madness took hold of him. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1319431">Sonova</a> has decided to try and use his new found strength to maim and hurt his opponents in an attempt to avoid more punishment. All in all it was a very inept game for the stinky beasts and the big boss ain't going to be pleased that no heads were taken for the collection.

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1008332">Soulsplitter the Overseer</a> has been relieved of his duties as Captain, the Chaos Gods have decided to send in the big boys now. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1493889">Prince Errol the Eradicator</a> has decided that the time has come to step in and take drastic action with this filthy group of miscreant beasts. The Prince of Evil has decided that he is going to take over the squad and the Hall of Heads will grow large during the rest of the season.

<i>17/12</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=593036">Ninth Regular Season Game</a> vs Necro Team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=75889">Sinister Urge</a> (Another crappy loss, 0-2, 9 spp)

Another crap game by the goats. Out cas'd by a necro team, this is getting embarassing. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1493889">Prince Errol the Eradicator</a> will have to put a heavy whipping on most of the wretched creatures as no heads were added to the collection.

The Chaos Gods seem to look kindly on our training as another filthy beast succumbs to chaos and gains more strength, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=552244">Vagorn the Whipped</a> will use his newfound strength to pound the opposition into paste on the bloody battlefields.

<i>15/01</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=621909">Tenth Regular Season Game</a> vs Necro Team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=52554">Rocky Horror Bloodbowl Team</a> (OUR FIRST "REAL" WIN 2-0, 22 SPP)

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1075677">Bull the Stupid</a> went wild, another three casualties and a head taken for our collection. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=601249">Eddie</a> was done in by the pickaxe like horns of the rampaging Mino. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1008480">Fakorut the Tormented</a> has seen his last beating as he was put out of his misery in the last turn of the game. The chaos gods will be pleased with the beating we administered to the rotting corpses. Who will be next to feel the razor sharp horns of <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1075677">Bull the Stupid</a>?

<i>15/01</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=649474">Eleventh Regular Season Game</a> vs Human Team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=115633">Hamburger Helper</a> (ANOTHER WIN 2-1, 17 SPP)

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1075677">Bull the Stupid</a> collected another casualty, proving that he is the most violent creature on the bloodbowl pitch. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1396986">Tongar the Torturer</a> has found new and more devious ways of torturing his filthy subjects, Tongar has succumbed to the taint of chaos and grown a claw. The chaos gods will be pleased with the beating despite the fact that we did not add a head to our collection, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1075677">Bull the Stupid</a> will be looking to extend his casualty total in our next match. The Slaves are proving to be a major destructive force in the playoff drives of some of the top teams in the MLB. Our collection of heads will grow large once all of the slavemasters gain skills. Pray for mercy to the chaos gods and they may spare you some of the pain and humiliation you will feel when facing the destructive claw of Tongar and the mighty horns of Bull.

<i>12/03</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=689237">Final Regular Season Game</a> vs Dwarven Team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=88856">Kadrin Kannons</a> (ANOTHER WIN 2-0, 13 SPP)

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1396986">Tongar the Torturer</a> used his newly grown claw effectively and added to his casualty total. The chaos gods should be pleased despite the fact that we did not add a dwarven head to our collection. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1075677">Bull the Stupid</a> is going to be looking for some heads in his next game as he failed to get a casualty in this match despite many opportunities. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1008332">Soulsplitter the Overseer</a> finally learned to harness his talent and now is able to block more efficiently. Also super strength beast <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1396986">Sonova</a> learned to use his strength to block with more power and effect.
Yet another playoff bound team succumbs to the youthful talent of the suddenly dangerous Slaves. Pain and destruction will reign in the newfound glory that is Chaos. This motley collection of beasts and their masters are rounding into a fully functional team of Destruction. Woe to any team who has to face the Slaves if they somehow manage to slip into the back door of the playoffs.

<i>02/04</i> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=621909">First Playoff Game</a> vs Necro Team <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=52554">Rocky Horror Bloodbowl Team</a> (Disappointing Loss 1-2 in O/T, 14 SPP)

A very disappointing game. After a quick score by the RHBT the Slaves strategy was to play for a tie and go for O/T, it worked perfect and we even got to receive in O/T. Left super strength beast <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1008337">Vagorn the Whipped</a> alone for a second and it was over. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=630140">Magenta</a> who had taken some illegal drugs before the match blitzed through the Slaves offence and took down Vagorn. Then it was a ghoul to ghoul combination that finished it off. A very upsetting loss to finish off the season. We may have to search for a new leader for this team...something seems to be lacking. No heads were taken although Vagorn tried his best with a couple of serious injuries caused. <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=1075677">Bull</a> tried his best blocking almost every turn but could not put any of those re-animated monstrosities out of the game. Well here's hoping for a next year.

<B>Heads taken so far:</B>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=601249">Eddie</a> - Flesh Golem (Rocky Horror Bloodbowl Show)
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=552244">Colour me Green</a> - Halfling (Darkest o t Hillside Thickets)
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=780970">Worship me like a god</a> - Halfling (Darkest o t Hillside Thickets)
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sonova
Beastman
6 4 3 8
Horns
+ST, Block
   10 0 2 0 1 2 18/31 130k
(158)k
  
2
Arz the Holy
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   10 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 60k
(60)k
  
4
Vagorn the Whipped
Beastman
6 4 3 8
Horns
Big Hand, Block, +ST
   16 9 5 0 4 3 47/51 160k
(175)k
  
5
Sukra the Subjugated
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
  
6
Ingorg the Dominated
Beastman
5 3 3 8
Horns
Guard, Block
 n, -ma, m 16 1 1 0 1 2 16/31 100k
(0)k
  
7
Tongar the Torturer
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Claw
   7 0 1 0 3 1 14/16 130k
(128)k
  
8
Zarn the Wretched
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
  
9
Chator the Chained
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   15 2 3 0 1 0 13/16 80k
(85)k
  
10
Soulsplitter the Overseer
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
   16 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 120k
(125)k
  
11
Vazgl the Violated
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Block
   16 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(85)k
  
12
Bull the Stupid
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
Block, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
   14 0 0 0 15 1 35/51 180k
(178)k
  
13
Prince Errol the Eradicator
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 100k
(110)k
  
14
Daygar the Diminutive
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60)k
  
16
Psycho the Watchman
Chaos Warrior
5 4 3 9
Block
 n 12 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 120k
(104)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: caileanhawk Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1710k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (4/0/12) |TD Diff:-15 (16 - 31) |Cas Diff:3 (18/11/6 - 18/10/4)
Last Opponent: Rocky Horror Bloodbowl Team