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Garden Critters
Roster [L] Underworld




Long have we been oppressed. Treated as pest that needs to be eradicated or locked up and kept as circus freaks. But no more! We now stand united and will fight with teeth and claw for the ethical treatment of critters all around the world. Together with our unionized gnome brethren, we rally under the banner of Garden Critters to fend of those how miss threats us.
We Demand FREEDOM AND EQUAL OPPORTUNITY!


Garden Critters is a ragtag team made up by a bunch of honorable, hard working creatures. Everyone has been wronged or bullied by oligarchs or a big cooperation in their own unique way. They bonded over their shared trauma and quickly formed a support group (meets every other Thursday), and it was during these meetings they got the idea that forming a blood bowl team would give them an excellent platform to help others. We play blood bowl to help the little guy… and to blow off some steam… and the physical exercise is also needed…

List of Demands
  • Liberate all enslaved and caged critters.
  • Ban free-roaming cats (nr 2 cause of critter death).
  • Voting rights.
  • A yearly 2% salary increase that is also inflation corrected.
  • Salary should be paid in money and not cheese and/or nuts.
  • Free healthcare for all critters and gnomes on the LOS.
  • Limit unnecessary violence on the BB pitch (excessive blocks and T16 fouls).
  • Stop the scientific and cosmetic experimenting on critters.
  • Acknowledge that critters are cool.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bergman
Garden Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Claw, Tentacles, Guard, Block, Stand Firm
   50 0 0 1 28 4 87/176 220k
(110+110)k
  
2
Sir Fluffy
Rodent Assassin
9 2 4 7
Animosity, Dodge, Weeping Dagger
Block, Sure Feet, Sprint
   8 2 5 0 0 3 32/51 140k
(80+60)k
  
3
Duke Caden O'Hare
Rodent Knight
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Claw
   10 0 0 0 12 2 34/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
4
ButterBall
Rodent Scout
7 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
+MA, Block, Extra Arms, Dodge
 -ma 47 10 10 0 2 4 74/76 170k
(70+100)k
  
5
Peanut
Rodent Scout
6 3 4 6
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Extra Arms, Leader, +AG
 -av, n, -ma 37 9 5 0 3 5 55/76 170k
(70+100)k
  
6
C00kie 5.1
Rodent Squire
7 3 2 7
Animosity
Wrestle, Tackle
 -ag 9 1 0 0 1 3 18/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
7
Paw
Rodent Squire
7 3 3 7
Animosity
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Sakis Sparkle-Eye
House Gnome
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   35 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Bibs Bucketworth
House Gnome
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Lawn Mower
House Gnome
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Bertha Boogerburger
House Gnome
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Two Heads
   16 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Biscuit
Rodent Squire
7 3 3 7
Animosity
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Gilgamesh Goo
House Gnome
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Pro
   38 0 3 0 1 1 16/31 110k
(40+70)k
  
14
Tabbelius Tummypoke
House Gnome
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: FredAtog Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Underworld Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1710k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1710k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:50 (17/9/24) |TD Diff:-10 (65 - 75) |Cas Diff:-41 (79/49/19 - 122/48/18)
Last Opponent: KaosPatrullen