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Sutho Shire SharkBait
Retired [L] Goblin

So, it's finally come to this.

And just when you thought it was safe to get back in the (Sylvania) water(s)!

From those deep, puberty blue depths of Godzone - The Shire - which has foisted upon this wailing wilderness of a world Steve ("Sandpaper Balls") Smith; Scott (no mates) Morrison; Noeline Donaher & Laurie Baker; Tom Ugly's Bridge; Lara ("where the bloody hell are yuz?") Bingle; some rugby league moron (is there any other kind?) photographed urinating into his own mouth (as one does); the "reality" television series called The Shire (which was made using participants from everywhere in Sydney _except_ The Shire); and the Cronulla Riots (the participants of which almost completely trucked in from Sydney's glorious western suburbs wastelands and included 2/3 of sfa actual Shire residents) - and ok, so Ian Thorpe, Kathy Lette and Adam Hills also came from here, but at least they were all savvy enough to move away - now comes this, the ultimate travesty to be inflicted on our beloved game of Blood Bowl, the memory of the Jaws sound track, and the SWL:

The Sutho Shire SharkBait.

And yes, it gets even worse worse: they're GOBBOS!

You must have been a naughty naughty league to cop this level of divine payback.

It's all over from here, baby. Or as the French would say:

"FIN!"
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lucas Heitz
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
2
Ward Awful
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Sir Thor Land
Doom Diver
6 2 3 7
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
4
Ben Gore
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Kron Ah Larr
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Guy Meer
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Warren Aura
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Jan Alley
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Heath Coat
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
L'il Lee Peeley
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Taren Poyntt
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Barry Near
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Mirrun Door
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Sandy Poyntt
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players  
Coach: oozeboss Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 870k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 130k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 870k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:0 (0/0/0) |TD Diff:0 (0 - 0) |Cas Diff:0 (0/0/0 - 0/0/0)