| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Cristian Warnken | Blitzer | 4 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | -av |
10 | Karl Marx | Lineman | 6 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
9 | Judith Butler | Lineman | 3 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -st |
6 | Roberto de Artois | Lineman | 3 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, -ma |
6 | Juan Sanchez | Kroxigor | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone-head, Loner | |
6 | Tomás de Aquino | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs | |
10 | Santa Sofia | Lineman | 11 | 7 | Leap, Very Long Legs, +MA | -ma |
9 | Anastasia de Extradia | Lineman | 5 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | |
8 | Augusto Pinochet | Lineman | 16 | 10 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | -ma |
7 | Salvador Allende | Lineman | 10 | 7 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | m |
6 | Gustavo "El Grande" de Suecia | Lineman | 6 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
11 | J.R.R Tolkien | Lineman | 6 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | |
2 | Fernando Atria | Lineman | 6 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m |
11 | Friedrich Nietzsche | Lineman | 3 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | -ag |
8 | Karl Marx | Lineman | 9 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | m, d |
9 | Ken Follet | Lineman | 9 | 7 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | m, m, m |
4 | Ariel Gilgamesh | Catcher | 13 | 37 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block, Side Step | |
6 | Albert Camus | Catcher | 15 | 37 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, Dodge, Block, Side Step | |
11 | Adam Smith | Lineman | 5 | 7 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | d |
10 | Ludwig von Mises | Lineman | 17 | 7 | Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | |
9 | Friedrich Hayek | Lineman | 5 | 2 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
8 | Murray Rothbard | Lineman | 6 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
7 | Milton Friedman | Lineman | 16 | 8 | Leap, Very Long Legs, +ST | m |
6 | Ayn Rand | Lineman | 1 | 0 | Leap, Very Long Legs | d |
4 | Alexis de Tocqueville | Catcher | 4 | 12 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, +ST | d |
3 | Mary Wollstonecraft | Catcher | 15 | 33 | Diving Catch, Leap, Very Long Legs, +AG, Dodge, Block | m, n |
2 | Mikael Akerfeldt | Blitzer | 9 | 9 | Diving Tackle, Jump Up, Leap, Very Long Legs, Wrestle | d |