Past Players of Really Famous Humans
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Madonna | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
9 | Joe Biden | Thrower | 1 | 0 | Sure Hands, Pass | d |
13 | Joe Biden | Thrower | 13 | 22 | Sure Hands, Pass, +AG, +MA | m, d |
8 | Borat | Blitzer | 24 | 24 | Block, Dodge, Guard | n, d |
12 | Darth Vader | Blitzer | 8 | 6 | Block, Diving Tackle | -av |
11 | The Pope | Ogre | 24 | 37 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Break Tackle, Block | d |
9 | Madonna | Lineman | 17 | 33 | +ST, +MA, Block | n, m, d |
8 | Vladamir Putin | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | -av |
7 | Ronaldo | Lineman | 14 | 10 | Block | m, n |
5 | Donald Trump | Lineman | 6 | 0 | | -ma |
4 | The Queen | Lineman | 28 | 20 | Block, Tackle | -ag, m, m, -st |
3 | Gandhi | Catcher | 20 | 44 | Catch, Dodge, Dump-Off, Block, Sure Feet | m, m, d |
2 | Usain Bolt | Thrower | 15 | 23 | Sure Hands, Pass, Leader, Accurate | n, -av, d |