Past Players of Sillyville Bum Crack Slobs
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Jogga Blagga | Snotling Lineman | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy, Catch, Defensive | |
15 | Trana Trog | Snotling Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy | m |
12 | Kozn Kozn | Snotling Lineman | 1 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy, Pro | |
11 | Jipla Ripp | Snotling Lineman | 5 | 4 | Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Swarming, Titchy, Leap | |
10 | Eggat 'Speedy' Nattnot | Stilty Runna | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Gregg 'Crazy-Eye' Dada | Fun-hoppa | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Pogo Stick, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Berta 'Raining' Zingz | Fungus Flinga | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Bombardier, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Stunty | -av |