| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Sexy Shazza the Ho III | Lineman | 8 | 21 | Dodge | d |
2 | Sax "Einstein" II | Wardancer | 7 | 35 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Side Step | d |
6 | Ratwood II | Catcher | 8 | 17 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step | n, n, d |
10 | Boom-Boom music Horn III | Lineman | 6 | 6 | Block | d |
8 | Tough Guy Tony III | Lineman | 2 | 1 | | d |
9 | Italian Stallion Gozza III | Lineman | 24 | 21 | Guard, +MA | n, d |
5 | Crasian Mortimer III | Lineman | 8 | 23 | +AG, Block | d |
10 | Boom-Boom music Horn II | Lineman | 1 | 5 | | d |
4 | Big Daddy Rems II | Lineman | 23 | 18 | Kick, Guard | -av, n, d |
8 | Tough Guy Tony II | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
9 | Italian Stallion Gozza II | Lineman | 3 | 6 | | d |
11 | Sexy Shazza the Ho II | Lineman | 7 | 5 | | d |
3 | Hobbit Man Soj | Wardancer | 34 | 68 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Tackle, Jump Up, Strip Ball, +AG | -ag, n, d |
2 | Sax "Einstein" | Wardancer | 7 | 13 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Strip Ball | d |
13 | Peter Peter Goldfish Eater II | Lineman | 22 | 38 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | n, d |
5 | Crasian Mortimer II | Lineman | 5 | 10 | | n, d |
1 | Tall Timber Seals II | Treeman | 19 | 36 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Block, +ST, Multiple Block | d |
16 | Short Stuff Mim | Thrower | 41 | 84 | Pass, +MA, Accurate, Sure Hands, Safe Throw, +AG | n, d |
14 | Sister "Stoner" Jenkins | Lineman | 6 | 5 | | d |
13 | Peter Peter Goldfish Eater | Lineman | 3 | 6 | Block | m, n |
12 | Kylie the Blonde | Lineman | 32 | 80 | +ST, Frenzy, Block, +ST, Tackle | -ma, d |
11 | Sexy Shazza the Ho | Lineman | 10 | 5 | | n, d |
10 | Boom-Boom music Horn | Lineman | 16 | 9 | Block | n |
9 | Italian Stallion Gozza | Lineman | 20 | 21 | Block, Dodge | d |
8 | Tough guy Tony | Lineman | 16 | 12 | Dirty Player | n |
6 | Ratwood | Lineman | 37 | 37 | Block, Dodge, +MA | n, d |
5 | Crasian Mortimer | Lineman | 8 | 15 | Block | m, n |
4 | Big Daddy Rems | Lineman | 24 | 27 | Block, Dodge | n, m, n |
1 | Tall Timber Seals | Treeman | 7 | 8 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Block | d |