Past Players of Weedie Whackers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Smudger Cheesethief | Goblin Lineman | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
5 | Pokie Slimebender | Goblin Lineman | 15 | 25 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch, Defensive, Side Step, Diving Tackle | m, r |
3 | Nuzgob Bumsniffer | Goblin Lineman | 14 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Catch | n, d |
2 | Bufty Swampweasel | Goblin Lineman | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Shadowing, Defensive | -st |
1 | Crinkle Spoongazer | Goblin Lineman | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, n |
7 | Nuzwit the Chemist | Bomma | 14 | 8 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Fumblerooskie | -ma |
13 | Loretta Riprend | Looney | 10 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n, n |
14 | Stinga Shroomhead | Fanatic | 13 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n, -av |
11 | Giblet Birdbrains | Doom Diver | 3 | 0 | Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop | -av, d |
16 | Tonka | Trained Troll | 4 | 1 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Projectile Vomit, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-mate | m, d |