| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Bouncepocalypse | Pogoer | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Pogo Stick, Stunty | d |
2 | Delinquent Dave | 'Ooligan | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Dirty Player, Disturbing Presence, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
1 | Lingering Smell | Goblin Lineman | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
8 | Rotatinator MKII | Fanatic | 7 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n, -ma |
16 | Mince Machine MKIII | Looney | 7 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Gaping Head Wound | Goblin Lineman | 7 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Mince Machine MkII | Looney | 3 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | n |
3 | Disappointment | Goblin Lineman | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -pa |
3 | Soiled Underpants | Goblin Lineman | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
9 | Mince Machine | Looney | 5 | 0 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
6 | Deathwish | Goblin Lineman | 11 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | m, d |
4 | Bin Juice | Goblin Lineman | 14 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Ball Soup | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Tesco Value | Goblin Lineman | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Bog Brush | Goblin Lineman | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
16 | Died In Your Plumbing | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av |
13 | Colostomy | Goblin Lineman | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Two Planks In A Shirt | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
5 | Meatbag | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
4 | Itchy | Goblin Lineman | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
3 | Beetle Boy | Goblin Lineman | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
2 | Stenchy | Goblin Lineman | 15 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sneaky Git | d |
1 | Pathtic Winker | Goblin Lineman | 13 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, m, d |
10 | Howitzer | Bomma | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
9 | Mince Machine | Looney | 2 | 4 | Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty | |
8 | Rotatinator | Fanatic | 10 | 6 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Mighty Blow | d |