| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Banoffee Bob II | Tomb Guardian | 1 | 0 | Decay, Regeneration | d |
2 | Sticky Toffee Terry II | Tomb Guardian | 1 | 0 | Decay, Regeneration | d |
14 | Egon Mess | Skeleton Lineman | 12 | 9 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Pro, Dauntless | -ag, -st |
11 | Tim Ramisu | Skeleton Lineman | 6 | 6 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Dirty Player | d |
9 | Sally Sundae | Skeleton Lineman | 16 | 2 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
12 | Betty Bakewell | Anointed Thrower | 29 | 18 | Sure Hands, Pass, Thick Skull, Regeneration, Block, Leader | d |
11 | Battenberg Barry | Skeleton Lineman | 13 | 8 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Kick | -st |
10 | Spotted Dick | Skeleton Lineman | 18 | 4 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Strip Ball | m, d |
9 | Timothy Treacle | Skeleton Lineman | 12 | 2 | Thick Skull, Regeneration | d |
8 | Knickerbocker Gary | Skeleton Lineman | 30 | 16 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Strip Ball, Block | n, n, -ma, -st |
7 | Tony Tart | Skeleton Lineman | 39 | 25 | Thick Skull, Regeneration, Kick, Shadowing, Pro, Strip Ball | -av |
5 | Mick Dundee Cake | Anointed Blitzer | 40 | 61 | Block, Thick Skull, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Dauntless, Pro, Dirty Player | -ag, m, -st |
4 | Jim Roly-Poly | Tomb Guardian | 18 | 18 | Decay, Regeneration, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
2 | Sticky Toffee Terry | Tomb Guardian | 19 | 14 | Decay, Regeneration, Block | d |
1 | Banoffee Bob | Tomb Guardian | 44 | 20 | Decay, Regeneration, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull | n, -av, d |