| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Page Hamilton | Lineman | 9 | 6 | Block | -ag, d |
1 | East Bay Ray | Wardancer | 12 | 38 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Tackle, Pass Block, Side Step | n, d |
1 | Klaus Fluoride | Wardancer | 3 | 26 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Tackle, Catch | -st, m, -ag |
1 | Frank Black | Wardancer | 1 | 0 | Leap, Block, Dodge | d |
4 | Kim Gordon | Catcher | 30 | 101 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Nerves of Steel, Leap, Side Step, Guard | d |
10 | Eric "Stumpy Joe" Childs | Thrower | 28 | 65 | Pass, Accurate, Dodge, Strong Arm, Hail Mary Pass | -av, -ag, m, n |
4 | Trotsky | Lineman | 13 | 9 | Block | -ma, n |
1 | Kurt Kobain | Wardancer | 24 | 57 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Strip Ball, Tackle, Pass Block, Mighty Blow | n |
7 | Melissa Auf Der Mye | Catcher | 23 | 71 | Catch, Dodge, Nerves of Steel, Block, Side Step, Sprint | d |
14 | Joe Strummer | Thrower | 14 | 22 | Pass, Accurate, Sure Hands | d |
11 | Dave Sardy | Lineman | 58 | 49 | Leader, Kick, Block | -st, n, m, n |
10 | "SubHumee" Dick | Lineman | 15 | 8 | Dodge | d |
9 | Johnny Rotten | Lineman | 37 | 17 | Dirty Player, Dodge | n, n |
8 | "HR" Hudson | Lineman | 39 | 65 | +AG, Dodge, Block, Tackle | |
7 | Bob Mould | Lineman | 7 | 8 | Dodge | n, d |
6 | D.H. Peligro | Lineman | 29 | 23 | Guard, Block | n, n |
5 | Ian McKay | Lineman | 41 | 30 | Dodge, Block | n, -av, d |
4 | Brendan Canty | Lineman | 15 | 11 | Kick | -av, d |
3 | Joe Lally | Lineman | 46 | 36 | Dodge, Block, Guard | d |
2 | Henry Rollins | Wardancer | 30 | 58 | Leap, Block, Dodge, +ST, +MA, Tackle, Side Step | d |
1 | Jello Biafra | Wardancer | 16 | 39 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Strip Ball, Tackle, Pro | -st |