| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Ben Dover | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Flurking Shnitt | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
3 | Needledick Jerryheimer | Halfling | 1 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Bill Murrymint | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Fred Savagelike | Halfling | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Fart Arse | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
10 | Does my bum look big in this | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
7 | Haggersack Bingleberry | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Norice Caurice | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Marmite Bitealot | Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Vincent L Loubridge | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Dinglan Offenbach | Halfling | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Toublou Gerringheimer | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Meelan Mulan | Halfling | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Randy Spires | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Bliftor Hufflepot | Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |