Past Players of Slap U Silly
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Nobbla Blackwart | Chainsaw | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Frenzy, Right Stuff, Chainsaw, Star | |
8 | Lord Blitzkrieg | Blitzer | 16 | 47 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | d |
13 | Sneezy | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
8 | Lord Blitzkrieg | Blitzer | 5 | 16 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |
16 | GoblinChewer | Troll | 30 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, +MA | d |
14 | Droopy | Lineman | 21 | 31 | Block, Tackle, Dirty Player | n |
15 | Sleepy | Lineman | 18 | 11 | Block | m, n |
9 | Slash | Thrower | 24 | 51 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block, Safe Throw, Tackle | n |
8 | Lord Blitzkrieg | Blitzer | 4 | 11 | Block, Guard | -ma |
6 | Lord Flashheart | Blitzer | 6 | 5 | Block | d |
1 | Bunker | Black Orc Blocker | 23 | 6 | Block | d |