| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Chubster | Halfling | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ag |
2 | Waffle House | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Fatass | Halfling | 13 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Yummy | Halfling | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
1 | Tummy | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Greasy Spoon | Halfling | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
12 | Mr. Huge | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
11 | Overweight | Halfling | 10 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
10 | FAT | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
9 | The Chef | Halfling | 5 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
7 | Hungry | Halfling | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
6 | Stocky | Halfling | 10 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, n |
5 | Plump | Halfling | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Heavy | Halfling | 14 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, -av |
2 | Fatso | Halfling | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
1 | Chubby | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Tully | Treeman | 3 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, +MA | m, -st |