| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | snoter steven | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
10 | Gibbins | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Snoter steve | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
10 | Snot throwing steve | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
13 | sack snacker pete | Goblin | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Harlot | Goblin | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | patter | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | snot throwing simon | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | Nose picker | Goblin | 14 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
8 | bernard | Goblin | 12 | 21 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Sprint | d |
6 | Roying | Goblin | 17 | 27 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Catch | m, n |
5 | rod | Goblin | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
1 | Gobo potter | Troll | 6 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Tackle | d |