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Past Players of Kill us Now
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15 | Can I pet the Kitty?? | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 4 | Ah, Not the Butchers Knife! | Halfling | 9 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 16 | Bullseye, not Halfling eye, Twit | Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 15 | Cut my Head off | Halfling | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n, m, n |
| 6 | Drown me in the Sewers | Halfling | 11 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 4 | Sonic Boom in my ears | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
| 3 | Where's my Ogre? | Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 13 | Shag me to Death | Halfling | 26 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Sure Feet | -ma, n, m, n |
| 3 | Are you hungry King Kong? | Halfling | 8 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
| 1 | Push me down from the Empire State Building | Halfling | 13 | 4 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 16 | Weggie Me | Halfling | 25 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint | -ag, d |
| 7 | Where's the Electric Chair? | Halfling | 6 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ag |
| 6 | Put me Infront of a Firing Squad | Halfling | 18 | 14 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
| 13 | Twist me into a Balloon Animal | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 15 | Dip me in Liquid Nitrogen | Halfling | 22 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | n, n, -st, m, n |
| 10 | dynamite me | Halfling | 17 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n, n, d |
| 16 | Grind my Bones | Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, d |
| 7 | Burn me | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 6 | Use my Skull as a Cup | Halfling | 4 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Leap | n, d |
| 1 | Paralyze me | Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
| 16 | Fire me into the Stratosphere | Halfling | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 15 | Cut me into Pieces | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, d |
| 13 | Headbutt me | Halfling | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 12 | Stomp on My head | Halfling | 32 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Juggernaut, Side Step | n, n, m, n |
| 11 | Break my Bones | Halfling | 29 | 35 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Leap, Sure Feet, Catch | n, n, d |
| 10 | Maim Me | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma, d |
| 9 | Decapitate me | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 8 | Hang me | Halfling | 14 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n, n |
| 7 | Disembowel me | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 6 | Kill me | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
| 5 | Cream me | Halfling | 42 | 19 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint, Side Step | n, m, n |
| 4 | Foul Me | Halfling | 24 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n, d |
| 3 | Sit on Me | Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, m |
| 2 | Stomp me | Halfling | 7 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
| 1 | Eat me | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |