| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Hooty McBoob | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | sk8bcn Musthackthegamelol | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
2 | Thumb Bellina | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Bert | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
16 | Firey Jack | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | n |
15 | Malcom Glazedover | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Yawny Pete | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
11 | Merlin Last | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Hillary Swank | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Harry Hill | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Carver Charlie | Carver | 6 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
5 | Fred Flintoff | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
4 | Sid Ceasar | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Mika Hakka | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |