Past Players of Drunken Sewerrats
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Jamaica Rum | Gutter Runner | 2 | 6 | Dodge, Block | m, n |
15 | Budweiser | Lineman | 9 | 3 | | m, n |
15 | Fosters | Lineman | 4 | 0 | | d |
4 | Rotwein | Thrower | 13 | 18 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | m, n |
9 | Wodka | Gutter Runner | 11 | 20 | Dodge, Very Long Legs, Sure Feet | m, n |
10 | Jever | Lineman | 10 | 0 | | m, n |
7 | Bacadi | Gutter Runner | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Sprint | d |
11 | Bitburger | Lineman | 25 | 19 | Block, Tackle | m, n |
13 | Hasseröder | Lineman | 25 | 8 | Block | d |
14 | Harzer Urstoff | Lineman | 20 | 28 | +ST, Block | d |
13 | Holsten | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
11 | Becks | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | m, n |
10 | Warsteiner | Lineman | 5 | 7 | Kick | d |
7 | Glenfiddich | Gutter Runner | 6 | 13 | Dodge, Sprint | d |
6 | Tullamore | Gutter Runner | 19 | 76 | Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet, Pass Block, Very Long Legs, Block | n |
4 | Glen Grant | Thrower | 12 | 26 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | m, n |
3 | Jim Beam | Storm Vermin | 27 | 51 | Block, Guard, Claw, Foul Appearance, Tackle | n |