| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Pimp Wagon | Pump Wagon | 1 | 2 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
4 | Pustule | Snotling Mob | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
15 | Thai Stick | Snotling Mob | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Pimp Wagon UK | Pump Wagon | 7 | 10 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Block | d |
9 | Pimp Wagon | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | detritus | Troll | 10 | 13 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, +AG | d |
4 | Nipple Tweaker | Snotling Mob | 7 | 12 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
15 | Messy Handz | Snotling Mob | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
14 | Sneezy | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
13 | Green Gash | Snotling Mob | 16 | 7 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
12 | Rollme | Snotling Mob | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Cuffme | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Flickme | Snotling Mob | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Turnover | Pump Wagon | 4 | 2 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
4 | Trolley Dolley | Troll | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | d |
2 | Slimer | Snotling Goon | 18 | 28 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Catch, Strip Ball | d |