Past Players of Nothing Good Comes this Way
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Knumm Z'kull | Ogre | 3 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy | d |
6 | Sue Storm | Thrower | 1 | 0 | Pass, Sure Hands | d |
7 | Renee Montoya | Catcher | 5 | 4 | Catch, Dodge | m, -ag |
6 | Susan Storm | Thrower | 2 | 5 | Pass, Sure Hands | m, n |
14 | Jerry JustFriends | Lineman | 15 | 5 | | m, n |
10 | Barry Bereft | Lineman | 8 | 2 | | d |
7 | Jim Gordon | Catcher | 8 | 6 | Catch, Dodge, Block | -av |
11 | Kerry Knotkissing | Lineman | 22 | 33 | Block, Tackle, Strip Ball | d |
12 | Darwin Disst | Lineman | 7 | 5 | | d |
6 | Lois Lane | Thrower | 10 | 14 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate | -ma, m |
12 | Dean Dumpt | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
13 | Nancy Nolove | Lineman | 11 | 7 | Block | d |
14 | Gary Grievemore | Lineman | 8 | 5 | | d |
15 | Manny Romance | Lineman | 18 | 5 | | -ag, m, n |
5 | Mary Jane Watson | Thrower | 7 | 7 | Pass, Sure Hands, Safe Throw | d |
1 | Larry Fine | Blitzer | 24 | 36 | Block, Guard, Frenzy, Dauntless | -ma, d |