| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Sausage | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Chicken | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Pizza | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Gouda | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Turnip | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Cod | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Basil | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, -st |
4 | Cleaver | Carver | 8 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n |
6 | Curry | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Leap | d |
10 | Salami | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | n, d |
9 | Egg | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
11 | Kiwi | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Turkey | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | Olive | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
6 | Butter | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Pasta | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m |
6 | Jelly | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Tabasco | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Peach | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
11 | Carrot | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Kipper | Chaos Halfling | 12 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Herring | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
14 | Onion | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Bread | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m, n |
11 | Chilli | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Trifle | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Ham | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ag, d |
7 | Ginger | Chaos Halfling | 18 | 41 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA, Side Step, Very Long Legs | n, d |
6 | Pear | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Banana | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Apple | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
3 | Tomato | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |