Past Players of we do the happy hamster hop
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Reginald | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | m, n |
6 | Dr. Farlong | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | d |
4 | Calvin | Lineman | 6 | 3 | | d |
1 | Hamster Hooey | Storm Vermin | 17 | 32 | Block, Guard, Tackle, Mighty Blow | d |
10 | Gooey Kablooey | Lineman | 17 | 7 | Dirty Player | -ma, -ma, d |
1 | Hamster Hans | Storm Vermin | 2 | 0 | Block | -ma |
7 | Ben Silibinson | Gutter Runner | 9 | 26 | Dodge, Block, Side Step | d |
7 | Silibilison | Gutter Runner | 2 | 6 | Dodge, Block | n |
15 | Gustl Langbein | Lineman | 4 | 1 | | d |
14 | White Rabbit | Rat Ogre | 27 | 44 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Block, Pass Block, Tackle | n |
11 | Sir Nibbles | Gutter Runner | 33 | 85 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Shadowing, Dauntless, Tackle | n |
12 | Drizzy Gildorn | Gutter Runner | 36 | 87 | Dodge, Block, Dauntless, Side Step, Strip Ball, +MA | n |
11 | Sir Nibbles | Rat Ogre | 9 | 15 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Prehensile Tail, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Block | |
10 | Lil' Skinpy | Lineman | 22 | 19 | Kick, Block | d |
9 | Mac Zacken | Lineman | 41 | 44 | Block, +AG, Foul Appearance | m, n |
8 | Doctor Gismo | Lineman | 37 | 8 | Block | m, n |
7 | Sillibilly | Gutter Runner | 18 | 54 | Dodge, +AG, Block, Leap, Dauntless | d |
6 | Spaceman Spiff | Lineman | 33 | 52 | Tackle, Block, +ST, Kick | n, n |
5 | Cpt. Keen | Lineman | 17 | 4 | | d |
4 | Tripfoot | Gutter Runner | 30 | 81 | Dodge, Block, Side Step, Shadowing, +AG, Pass Block | -ma, n |
1 | Hamster Huey | Storm Vermin | 23 | 33 | Block, Guard, +MA, +MA | -st |