| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Fatty Beard | Longbeard | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
13 | Obese Boneslicer | Longbeard | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
14 | Stubby Beard | Longbeard | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
15 | Chunky Beard | Longbeard | 5 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
16 | Fat Packer | Longbeard | 6 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
12 | Obese BoneSlicer | Longbeard | 9 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
11 | Stubs | Longbeard | 8 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
9 | Pudgy Fat | Longbeard | 3 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
7 | Hugs | Longbeard | 10 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
5 | Chubby Cheek Runner | Runner | 12 | 31 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Pass, Accurate, Safe Throw | n |
4 | Big Gut Blitzer | Blitzer | 5 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, +MA | n |
3 | Stubby Blitzer | Blitzer | 13 | 37 | Block, Thick Skull, +MA, +AG, Guard | d |
2 | Chunky Slayer | Troll Slayer | 15 | 35 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard, Multiple Block | d |