| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Buttertoes | Trapper | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Tentacles, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | U.B. Fugly | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Lucker | Gnoblar | 16 | 32 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Block, Side Step | d |
16 | Cheese | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Major General | Gnoblar Bully | 1 | 0 | Dauntless, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Big Gnob Junior | Gnoblar | 18 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
11 | Metaphor | Gnoblar | 14 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Side Step | -st, -ma, d |
10 | Jim the Swimming Tree | Gnoblar | 16 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ag, m, -ag |
9 | Idle Eric | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
16 | Lieutenant | Gnoblar Bully | 3 | 0 | Dauntless, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Sarge | Gnoblar Bully | 1 | 0 | Dauntless, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Slimp Riggey | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Toasty Oatmeal | Ogre Maneater | 15 | 24 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Always Hungry, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Guard, Multiple Block | m, n |
15 | Frog | Gnoblar | 18 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | The Poony Bard | Gnoblar | 10 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
14 | Thorn Willy | Gnoblar | 15 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
11 | Funky Fresh | Gnoblar | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
12 | New One | Gnoblar | 14 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, m |
12 | Gimmie | Gnoblar | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Klondike Bar | Gnoblar | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Flatline | Gnoblar | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag, d |
16 | Big Gnob | Gnoblar | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
13 | Rocket Man | Gnoblar | 16 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag |
13 | Jaz | Gnoblar | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Jiz | Gnoblar | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
15 | Sensitive Man | Gnoblar | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
14 | Jiggy | Gnoblar | 8 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ma, d |
5 | Right Said Dead | Trapper | 25 | 73 | Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Tentacles, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, +MA, Catch, Leap | m, n |
13 | Biggest Gnob | Gnoblar | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Guinea Pig Spunk | Gnoblar | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, m, n |
11 | Pik the Retarded Squirrel | Gnoblar | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma, d |
10 | High Hamster | Gnoblar | 16 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Death to Gerbils | Gnoblar | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Monkey on Acid | Gnoblar | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m |
7 | Carlos the Aloof | Gnoblar | 19 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
5 | Anime Man | Trapper | 2 | 6 | Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Tentacles, Right Stuff, Stunty, Accurate | n |
3 | Loin Cloth | Trapper | 25 | 26 | Dodge, Prehensile Tail, Tentacles, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, +MA | n |
2 | Teddy Bear | Ogre Irongut | 32 | 112 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Bone-head, Loner, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block, Break Tackle, Guard | n, n |
1 | Shatterfist | Ogre Maneater | 13 | 37 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Always Hungry, Bone-head, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Tackle, Break Tackle | n |