| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Jake "Texas" Holdem | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
13 | Fritz "Lumpy Gravy" LeRoy | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
2 | Corky Cleaver | Carver | 5 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n |
14 | Ernie "Pinto" Beans | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Vincent "Sharp" Cheddar | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
11 | Micky Badger | Head Carver | 15 | 36 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Claw, Block, Tackle | n, n |
1 | Bobby Butcher | Carver | 2 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
8 | Jack "Bread" Baskett | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 31 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet | d |
7 | Aaron "Spilt" Milke | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 25 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Claw, Block | n, d |
10 | Silas "Feed" Baggs | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
5 | Edgar "El Norte" Norton | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
7 | Vincent "Fried" Rice | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Philo "Dough" Danvers | Chaos Halfling | 18 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -ma |
13 | Darren "Danger" Paskill | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 21 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +MA | d |
15 | Angus McBeef | Chaos Spawn | 15 | 17 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Guard, Multiple Block | m, n |
11 | Micky Badger | Head Carver | 8 | 28 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Block, Tackle | d |
10 | Karl "Killjoy" Manson | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Trevor "Tommygun" Thompson | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Sheldon "Bad" Apples | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Mack "The Knife" Orton | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Gordon "Wildman" Sharp | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Corky Cleaver | Carver | 8 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
1 | Bobby Butcher | Carver | 6 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n |