Past Players of Hair of Da Squig
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Pabst Blue Ribbon | Squig Herder | 6 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Killian | Squig Herder | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Grolsch | Squig Herder | 3 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
6 | Fat Tire | Squig Herder | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Foster | Squig Herder | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Mickey's Bigmouf | Squig Herder | 10 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | n, m, n |
8 | MGD | Squig Herder | 5 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Yeungling | Squig Herder | 10 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Beerbongz | Squig | 3 | 8 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid | d |