Past Players of Perpetual Losers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Half-wit Harry | Beastman | 2 | 1 | Horns | d |
9 | Pathetic Pat | Beastman | 2 | 0 | Horns | d |
15 | Dangerous (to himself) Doug | Beastman | 16 | 2 | Horns | d |
5 | What A Wally! | Chaos Warrior | 25 | 18 | Block, Guard | m, n |
4 | Willy the Wimp | Chaos Warrior | 23 | 24 | Block, Guard | m, n |
11 | Cross-Eyed Mary | Beastman | 3 | 9 | Horns, Block | d |
10 | Wrong-Way Reggie | Beastman | 26 | 14 | Horns, Block | d |
9 | Norbert Soreknees | Beastman | 25 | 22 | Horns, Block, Guard | m, -st |
8 | Watta Shocka | Beastman | 29 | 16 | Horns, Dirty Player, Block | d |
7 | Andy Capp | Beastman | 32 | 21 | Horns, Kick, Block | d |
6 | Clumsy Clyde | Beastman | 17 | 30 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |