| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | I has a outie | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Tuck's II | Halfling | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
2 | I need...leverage II | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Blown O-Ring | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
2 | Uuuuugh | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Backed up | Halfling | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
7 | Uughhh | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -st |
7 | Too fearful to fart II | Halfling | 16 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | m, n |
2 | Blown O-Ring II | Halfling | 21 | 33 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Leap, Sprint | n, m, n |
13 | Not so fresh feeling | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Blown O-Ring | Halfling | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Terminal Velocity | Halfling | 17 | 27 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet | d |
10 | Constant Bubbling | Halfling | 29 | 27 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet | d |
9 | I need...leverage | Halfling | 28 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Dirty Player, Guard | d |
8 | Tuck's | Halfling | 20 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
7 | Will it ever end? | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Unnatural Girth | Halfling | 10 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
5 | Magma-like | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
3 | Too Fearful to Fart | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ma, d |
2 | Strain for a Squeak | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |