| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Sean Connery | Longbeard | 1 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
11 | Helmut Kohl | Longbeard | 4 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
9 | Jimmy Carter | Longbeard | 1 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, -av |
4 | Bud Spencer | Longbeard | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
16 | Larry Hagman | Troll Slayer | 5 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | d |
8 | Mario Adorf | Longbeard | 40 | 28 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | m, n |
6 | Helmut Schmidt | Longbeard | 24 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
5 | Christopher Lee | Longbeard | 37 | 44 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pass Block | m, n |
9 | Jimmy Carter | Longbeard | 39 | 42 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, +MA | m, n |
1 | Leslie Nielsen | Blitzer | 36 | 31 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, +MA, Mighty Blow | d |
13 | Michail Gorbatschow | Longbeard | 17 | 7 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
2 | Mel Brooks | Blitzer | 52 | 47 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Side Step, Mighty Blow | m, n |
16 | Ian McKellen | Troll Slayer | 27 | 52 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard, Side Step, Multiple Block | n |
16 | Ian McKellen | Troll Slayer | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | m, n |
14 | Georg Kreisler | Longbeard | 66 | 78 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pass Block, Dodge, Dirty Player | n |
7 | Sean Connery | Longbeard | 67 | 51 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Side Step, Guard, Dodge, Mighty Blow | d |
13 | Michail Gorbatschow | Longbeard | 8 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | n |
16 | Ian McKellen | Troll Slayer | 16 | 44 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, +AG, Mighty Blow, Side Step | d |
15 | Larry Hagman | Troll Slayer | 42 | 49 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard, Multiple Block | -ma, -ma, m, n |
3 | Johannes Heesters | Runner | 5 | 8 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Block | n |
11 | Helmut Kohl | Longbeard | 76 | 77 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Side Step, Mighty Blow, Dodge, Pass Block | n |
10 | Fidel Castro | Longbeard | 36 | 30 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
9 | Jimmy Carter | Longbeard | 27 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
8 | Mario Adorf | Longbeard | 37 | 34 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Side Step, Guard, +MA | d |
7 | Sean Connery | Longbeard | 15 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
6 | Helmut Schmidt | Longbeard | 33 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, -av |
5 | Christopher Lee | Longbeard | 32 | 51 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Side Step, Break Tackle | n |
4 | Bud Spencer | Longbeard | 65 | 55 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow, Pass Block, Break Tackle | -av, m, n |
3 | Johannes Heesters | Runner | 2 | 7 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +MA | -st |
2 | Mel Brooks | Blitzer | 24 | 37 | Block, Thick Skull, Side Step, Guard, Mighty Blow | -av, m, -st |
1 | Leslie Nielsen | Blitzer | 25 | 46 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Side Step | d |