| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Jana | Snotling Goon | 3 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
11 | Yard Monitor | Pump Wagon | 17 | 21 | Ball & Chain, Block, Guard | d |
1 | Becky | Snotling Mob | 8 | 1 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Lil'Johnny | Snotling Mob | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Lunch Room Monitor | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain | d |
13 | Too Cool for School | Spore Flinger | 15 | 7 | Dodge, Regenerate, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Right Stuff, Poisoned Dagger, Side Step | d |
6 | Playground supervisor | Pump Wagon | 2 | 6 | Ball & Chain | d |
15 | Lunch Lady | Troll | 17 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, +AG, Break Tackle | n |
16 | School Nurse | Troll | 19 | 74 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Block, Tackle, Multiple Block, Pro | d |
5 | Suzy | Snotling Mob | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
4 | Sally | Snotling Mob | 10 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
3 | Tommy | Snotling Mob | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Jimmy | Snotling Mob | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
1 | Timmy | Snotling Mob | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |