| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | insignificant | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Pump it Up | Pump Wagon | 9 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
6 | Snot Going to Happen | Snotling Goon | 9 | 6 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step | m, n |
12 | Teeny | Snotling Mob | 10 | 9 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Fragile | Snotling Mob | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
11 | Minute | Snotling Mob | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Mini | Snotling Mob | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
14 | Tiny | Snotling Mob | 11 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Pump my Ride UK | Pump Wagon | 2 | 7 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Pump my Ride | Pump Wagon | 17 | 21 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, Tackle, Mighty Blow | d |
6 | Snot Right | Snotling Goon | 4 | 6 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
5 | Snot my Problem | Snotling Goon | 16 | 19 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Catch, Side Step | d |
1 | Hungry and Bored | Troll | 20 | 37 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Multiple Block, Piling On, Break Tackle | d |